PiratMas17876Super User
Question 102posted 07 Aug 2012, 12:59Snail Trails I am currently taking care of one of my cats, he lives with momie but i have him now. When i woke up this morning and went to bathroom i saw a surprice indeed, when i opened the bathroom door the sunshine from the window lighted up the floor and what did i see, i saw paw trails from the cat box all the way out to the hallway were i have my shoes. It was not just any trail but the paw trails was made of poo, thats right paw prints of poo. Damn cat can't see were his feet are in the cat box :@ optional mini question: what kind of trails dont you like? I had a fun thought last night and that was, what if there was a god for every status here at Kat. One god for super users and one god for mods, also translators and Elites. Every status has one and the regular users are our worshipers, that would have ben cool i think. (THIS IS NOT REAL) I would appreciate if some user sacrificed a goat for me in the name of Translèsis the translator goddess. If you do that it's easier to become a translator ;) Here is the real question: What names would you give these gods of ours? |
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Elites: PirateSeeds MacGuffin
Super Users: a triumvirate of dieties - The Editor, The Redirector, and The Destroyer that have to do with: 1)Thread Rage, 2) Rules, and 3) Faker-busting, respectively.
KAT Staff: simply referred to as the All-in-One, wielder the mystical Ban-Hammer, which was forged in the core of a planet ruled by cats.
Moderators: Yewenz (U.N.'s, get it?)
Verified Upoaders: Aetherclarion, goddess of uninterrupted bandwidth.
Upon reflection, I probably play way too much Dungeons and Dragons......nah.
If this isn't the beginnings of a megalomaniac I don't know what is!!!
I thought you had more respect for Kat users PiratMas17876
Disappointing.
1..:- For Super User...:- "Supernatural"
2..:- For Elite........:- "Infinite" Elite
3..:- For Translator...:- "Templar" Translator
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I would translate all titles into Latin, as I really like how it sounds.
Elite: Ogdru
Translator: Rayherin
Mods: Barchleiry
Verified Uploaders: Vhalhür
Staff: Muïjir
Mods = Abbadon
Translators = Mantis
Elite's = Lemmy
A fitting tribute to the Greatest Worst Metal band of all time Venom & Lemmy who is a God.
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My favorite trail is the one's followed by Slenderman.
Well your question about the ordinary users worshipping us seems to imply that they do not already do that? I thought that was part of the deal though when I was made a Super User. I sometimes visit the walls of new users and I always leave a comment welcoming them to KAT and I tell them they can pm me if they need help. And then I send them a pm telling them that they have to worship me and call me Lord Thorn. It sounds as though you are suggesting that I am not actually aloud to do that and I know that can’t be right because I am mighty and made almost entirely out of awesome. Oh the god of the Super Users is called ‘Superbus’ (From the Latin for Superb) He contacted me a little while ago, strangely enough he appears on my monitor when we are Skyping to be a large sweaty bold man who lives in a very messy house somewhere in Russia. I thought it was strange the first time he told me I should talk to him naked but apparently because he is a god I have to do that kind of thing to appease him. He does make me do other things as well but I mustn’t talk about that stuff because he said a plague of hamsters would get me.
(I am sacrificing a goat for you right now PiratMas17876 it’s fun but messy, and I think I need a bit more plastic sheeting.
Elites: PirateSeeds MacGuffin
Super Users: a triumvirate of dieties - The Editor, The Redirector, and The Destroyer that have to do with: 1)Thread Rage, 2) Rules, and 3) Faker-busting, respectively.
KAT Staff: simply referred to as the All-in-One, wielder the mystical Ban-Hammer, which was forged in the core of a planet ruled by cats.
Moderators: Yewenz (U.N.'s, get it?)
Verified Upoaders: Aetherclarion, goddess of uninterrupted bandwidth.
Upon reflection, I probably play way too much Dungeons and Dragons......nah.