SirSeedsAlot52781

Asswipe!!!! No, not name calling, but what we all have to do each day unless we eat too many bananas or too much cheese. To properly execute the asswipe it's important the toilet paper is correctly installed into the holder, and that means the paper must come over the top!!! Not under the bottom!! See image for reference:
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Do not confuse this with paper towels that must be installed with the paper under the bottom, as such:
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Now, if you mount your paper products sideways then the rules of physics do not apply.....but it does matter if you are right or left handed...That is a blog better left to scientists...
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That is all....go inspect your asswiping apparatus...MOVE IT SOLDIER!!!!