SirSeedsAlot52743

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KForce Hired Meeeeee!!!

posted 02 Jun 2012, 20:10
They are even giving me a high five!!!!
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The thing is, I have never applied with them and if I do have a job this is one strange way to fing out about it!!!!
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Sooooo, The Seeds is still unemployed regardless of what Kforce thinks, blaaaargh..

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AhrimanThorn12878 • 02 Jun 2012, 20:24
Oh sorry about this I have been using identities I have stolen from other users here to run a wide range of scams, I should be receiving your pay checks quite soon for the work I am not doing at KForce. Count yourself lucky though, most people’s identities I steal are used for dealing arms and drugs.biggrin
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DominicS1868 • 02 Jun 2012, 23:43
That's messed up! Let's go get AhrimanThorn12878 . huffy I seem to remember a description of "tall with big boobs and a moustache". Outside of my Aunt Linda, how many people does that description fit?wink
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DominicS1868 • 02 Jun 2012, 22:11
It's nice to see that different genders, races and ages can come together for an antiquated form of celebration in your company. tongue How did you apply, fax? Or maybe pen and paper and used the postal service? Did you have wait while your modem connected to the internet...meep mooop meep screeeeeeeeeeeeeeceeeeeeech? I know you were kicking back, sipping on a Tab or a 'New'Coke while creating your resume on a typewriter, or using the physical Yellow Pages to find the address of the business.


I'm just being stupid, hoping to get you smiling (or at least pissed at something else. titter). Being out of a job SUCKS BALLS....and not in the good way either. I'll keep putting good thoughts out in the cosmos for your Seeds, your day will come. (that last part could also be used as a threat. That's why I LOVE this English Language. lol) Keep your chin up!

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zingalvs17816 • 03 June 2012, 12:45  Show comment
sorry to hear that my friend.. the force is not 'kay with that one.. i just hope you would not remember kforce when somebody would give you high five.. loltitter
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ScubaLoo12896 • 03 June 2012, 07:01  Show comment
Bummer....nothing like getting hired for a job that doesn't exist! Maybe this is your opportunity? Sue them for millions for "false hope iss itis".
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SirSeedsAlot52743 • 03 June 2012, 09:23  Show comment
if i could i would....have done it before i hope to do it again!!
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goodstoryiluv770 • 03 June 2012, 06:24  Show comment
I wuz just about to say congrats! til I read the other comments... either way "may the force be with you". And God Bless.
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SirSeedsAlot52743 • 03 June 2012, 09:22  Show comment
thanks..i was soooo close!! haha
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Smittech34185 • 03 June 2012, 06:03  Show comment
I bet that's a first for you Seeds, HIRED and FIRED in the same daylol
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SirSeedsAlot52743 • 03 June 2012, 09:22  Show comment
can always count on Naked Internet Man for some words of encouragement!! lol
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zingalvs17816 • 03 June 2012, 12:46  Show comment
lollollol
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bikers1233441 • 03 June 2012, 04:26  Show comment
The way they're high fiving, who does that? Seems like a weird organization to me. Look on the bright side ,good thing you're not a part of it.
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SirSeedsAlot52743 • 03 June 2012, 09:21  Show comment
yep, never high five a guy with a beard,,he just wants to take a peek at your bits
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bikers1233441 • 03 June 2012, 09:51  Show comment
*hides goatee sans stache while continuing the conversation*
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CaptainChronic_91211587 • 03 June 2012, 01:18  Show comment
Don't worry about it something will come through for you...better yet, start your own company then hire melol
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JfiSG1nG2872 • 03 June 2012, 00:49  Show comment
K Force is just like G Force, completely legit super hero group, on ketamine. Well done in your new role.
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TheShow13108 • 02 June 2012, 23:54  Show comment
You should turn up for work on Monday and then sue them for unfair dismissal......
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