SirSeedsAlot52871Super User
We Are On Marsposted 06 Aug 2012, 11:55Okay so we just landed a space craft named Curiosity on Mars. Yipeeeee. But the Viking was there decades earlier, so errrrr whatever.
Top Questions and Theories and Stuff. Feel free to make up your own b/c that's what I'm doing. 1) Mars oceans are underground 2) Why does Curiosity have lights on it?? Hmmmm, in case there are deer on Mars they have something to stare into. 3) Mars pock marks are from a martian nuclear holocaust not from asteroids and stuff. There used to be a civilization on that planet but they blowed each other up. 4) Will Earth some day migrate people to Mars? WTF do that for martians already migrated here to Earth so why the hell go back? They blowd the place up it is no good anymore!!! 5) Why do nearly all animals on Earth have eyes? HTF can we evolve *knowing* there was light to be seen with eyes?? We have martian monkey DNA that is all I know per one scientist writings (I am that scientist) 6) See that picture below? Sure looks like Utah to me!!!  7) I can't believe we haven't blowd up Earth yet....WTF are we waiting for?? 8) Here are some more pictures from Curiosity: |
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2. Why does Curiosity have lights on it??Because it can search for females maybe Mrs. Curiosity or an alien friend...
3. Mars pock marks are the print of giant alien bum :P
4. Will Earth some day migrate people to Mars? hmmmmm, I don't want skin cancer for sure and neither of us do.....but as the condition are am ready to migrate to even mercury with gallons of skin cream, UV-Pro Shades and my boxers and binoculars for aurora show......
5. Why do nearly all animals on Earth have eyes? So that they know who the hell they're f/c :P
6. and that pictures looks like the ground in front of my house, hmm so NASA spying on me :(
Sorry if you find anything offending, again just kidding around :P
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Next planet should be Venus, or as we know it Montana.
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Have to say it's a fairly awesome achievement though, isnt it? I must be a total nerd because the curiosity landing had me glued to news reports far more avidly than all the recent olympics medals combined. I'll get in the spirit of your blog though and post my favourite NASA recruitment poster...
The animals have eyes so they can see how ugly we humans are.
Curiocity have lights on so i can se were the hell i am going at night