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Kat Dynasty is a reality base type of club. It shows the perils of the members of a KAT.ph family who operate a “Social Hub” called KAT Commander. KAT Commander operates in the bowels of KICKASS TORRENTS and makes no sense of anything at all. The KAT Commander men are a pair of brothers called AusyPhil and SmittechUncleSi and AusyPhil’s sons TheShowJase , BigG64Willie , and HasteJep , which are known for spreading pure BullShit all the time. The father of these sons, AusyPhil , is known for his crap music “flac” uploads and started the social Hub. His oldest (and balding) son BigG64Willie , runs Kat Commander from the far ends of the cold Scottish coast and keeps things in line (if you can believe this).
AusyPhil is dominated and tortured by his full figure wife EcclesMissKay . She is always cooking up something (you know what I mean) and takes care of him and the home (Dungeon) (she is always talking and never shuts up too).
AusyPhils brother, SmittechUncleSi , (Hey)is a zombie war veteran and (Hey)is Kat best signature maker (Hey) and can tell some of the (Hey) best stories. He is always naked and (Hey) and ready to help anybody (Hey) (cause he knows everything). :D
BigG64Willie , and his average looking wife, MissixKorie (rep whore) have a couple of kids: CrackUCJohn-Luke (has a uni-brow that won’t quit) , DethHollySadie (can’t decide what sex she wants to be and has been missing(juvenile delinquent) and of course we have SylarWill (he is a little retarded, but don’t tell him right now, he is too young to know).
TheShowJase , is BigG64Willie’s , younger brother and has to always try to compete with him. His wife, the homely :D (Ouch!!) TogachuMissy is a little creative (wow, she can draw :P) and is always bossing people around. We just ignore her and she goes away. They have a few Rugrats too and keep them on a leash. SteveosatcReed (should be SpasticReed actually), and the youngins’ LapTopZombieCole and LapTopWifeyMia These two need to be in a cage because of all the terror they cause!
The youngest son, HasteJep is the paranoid one and always trying to see who is peeping in the windows and trying to steal his farting wife, JulieFairyJessica Man, she can clear a room in a matter of seconds and that ain’t no fairy dust coming out of there. (WheeeWuuu!!!!) She nearly killed their youngest, GhostyRiver , he is just goofy now!
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Now down at the Kat Commander (where all the action is), they have some friends that stop in and say the stupidest shit and just take off and leave. Ever so popular Mad.madhavMartin and BeandDip43Godwin are always lurking in and out. (They are always using their phones and always have problem with speed, so they are always late). And there is FakekillermacMountainMan (fuckin’ loves his weed) (and that is why he talks so slow), always there to enlighten us with @@@#$4%%%666@@@**!~
SmittechUncleSi , says to everyone and (Hey)wants to let you know what really goes on (Hey) in the BOWELLS of KAT.ph and if you never watch (Hey) the A & E series of DUCK DYNASTY, you will never have a clue of what was said!(Hey) :)

Happy............Happy...............Happy

Haste , Mike , and Ausy
missix , Togachu , DethHolly
And Eccles with some slaves watching.
Let’s not forget SirSeedsAlot

And I don't want to forget our Blog Queen PiratMas (always trying to save money)

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The blog I pushed off the roll was something about Black Jesus?

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Thanks for reading………………..Smittech (A.K.A. Carries the Load) has spoken :)

I read this article in my local paper today about a man (Don), who has Metastatic melanoma, stage 4 of cancer, and also Parkinson’s disease. He has decided to spend his limited days doing the unthinkable. He has made himself a “Bucket List”, and today he drove some ones race car to 6.5 seconds on a ¼ mile track at 105 mph! The local Police Chief (longtime friend), sponsored him. Don has lived a very quiet life and spent his early years working as a chemist, has been a pastor at two churches and continues to grade papers for a seminary. He has done so much for people his whole life and He’s never had fame, never wanted it. I love stories like this about humans being human. If you were to know you didn’t have long to live, what would your “Bucket List” consist of. Please limit it to 5 things and let’s all be reasonable about what those would be. (No, you can’t go to the moon, mars, etc. Or have a million dollars……etc.,……etc…..) Real things that are within your reach!

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1) Like Don, I would love to drive a Nascar Car around the track (I have already been a Drag Racer)
2) Visit abroad (England, Scotland, Switzerland, Korea, Japan, etc….)
3) Go to Hollywood and meet Actors and Actresses
4) See New York City
5) Travel on a Cruise Liner somewhere
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The master 1eyedwillie (I got to be nice) Aft3rLif3….. kicking some ass Bambamsam…..taking a break from fakers Big g 64…..Being BIG BoWL….doing the normal thing he does Bubanee…..What can I say (Hee hee!!!) buds_suds, Mantesh and Sundox….(Those other Mods) guysButtercookie always….. Looking for something to eat Chew….ooooooooooooooooohhhhh no ChingLiu………..The same as always (almost) Cue28………..Master planner Darius1954……….Pooping…a little hee! Hee! DethHolly……….Studying designs till her neck hurts Deztructor destroying stuff DRUNKEE……Falling down….. Hee Hee EmilyOsment being awesome Eppo…….. fakekillermac…guess what he fucking loves Gooner..... gregath....lost in a pool…. HorrorHound…name name says it ijzi……little cuty jazzykat………. the Princess KatStar and Testament (the other other Mods) Lisaleo........just crazy ManyWurlds………..Ha Ha Ha! Maximersk..........thanks Max Mr. White… just as happy as he can bePenguinPirate.........always running somewhere Pirate Princess…………OOOoooooooooo Prairi3Dog………. Another fake killer Psh! And AhrimanThorn…….. fighting over some of their kill Quecarajo........going really fast Ravi….don’t even give him one beer Rena13………..the magenta lady RiverCoyote………..the iron horse Ronthe Pirate……..in his new room (it even has a window) Hee! Hee!! Roxy.......is foxy SirSeedsAlot.........at his new job (sorry, no kittens) Skymtn.........I would hang myself too if I had to be in that cold Canada Smegational…….looking at us from Down Under Smok3.....looking good Sniff My Taco……….. what can you say about Brad Sooki100…….enjoying a swim SteRipper.............. Suzilla……….. Swegin8r………..hey buddy TheIlluminatedMetatron………..can he get any longer of a friggin’ name TheShow………..BACON Tonowando……..still trying to fix Windows 8 Trugger……..nice sig you got there….Hee! Hee! tthaque………straight laced but cool Ultraround………….but still likes dogs Wee Wiwie…..the Poet Weedman……….another cool stoner…see how high he is! White Tulip and White Beard…………they are white………right Xenomorph…..always in the shadows Zegreb………..you are the last…………WHewww

In the US, the 12-12-12 Concert is on and I am flabergasted by all the performers. Just now watching and listening to Roger Waters doing some Dark side of the Moon songs. This is going to be a great Concert so I hope some one is getting a good copy. Can't wait to download the whole thing. If anyone of you peeps donate, I just want to thanks you for being a human being with a heart and post in any comments on the concert you like or dislike as it goes on.
(I made this as a thread, but with site problems, the thread roll is not working) LIVE WITH IT!