posted 14 May 2013, 08:03
I was just wondering what a lot of people here on KAT would look like when they get OLD.
I would of course (never getting a haircut and naked) would look like this!
Then the rest of you all would be like this:
big g 6437221
and found what he wanted
posted 10 May 2013, 09:07
Kat Dynasty is a reality base type of club. It shows the perils of the members of a KAT.ph family who operate a “Social Hub” called KAT Commander. KAT Commander operates in the bowels of KICKASS TORRENTS and makes no sense of anything at all. The KAT Commander men are a pair of brothers called AusyPhil and SmittechUncleSi and AusyPhil’s sons TheShowJase , BigG64Willie , and HasteJep , which are known for spreading pure BullShit all the time. The father of these sons, AusyPhil , is known for his crap music “flac” uploads and started the social Hub. His oldest (and balding) son BigG64Willie , runs Kat Commander from the far ends of the cold Scottish coast and keeps things in line (if you can believe this).▼75 comments
AusyPhil is dominated and tortured by his full figure wife EcclesMissKay . She is always cooking up something (you know what I mean) and takes care of him and the home (Dungeon) (she is always talking and never shuts up too).
AusyPhils brother, SmittechUncleSi , (Hey)is a zombie war veteran and (Hey)is Kat best signature maker (Hey) and can tell some of the (Hey) best stories. He is always naked and (Hey) and ready to help anybody (Hey) (cause he knows everything). :D
BigG64Willie , and his average looking wife, MissixKorie (rep whore) have a couple of kids: CrackUCJohn-Luke (has a uni-brow that won’t quit) , DethHollySadie (can’t decide what sex she wants to be and has been missing(juvenile delinquent) and of course we have SylarWill (he is a little retarded, but don’t tell him right now, he is too young to know).
TheShowJase , is BigG64Willie’s , younger brother and has to always try to compete with him. His wife, the homely :D (Ouch!!) TogachuMissy is a little creative (wow, she can draw :P) and is always bossing people around. We just ignore her and she goes away. They have a few Rugrats too and keep them on a leash. SteveosatcReed (should be SpasticReed actually), and the youngins’ LapTopZombieCole and LapTopWifeyMia These two need to be in a cage because of all the terror they cause!
The youngest son, HasteJep is the paranoid one and always trying to see who is peeping in the windows and trying to steal his farting wife, JulieFairyJessica Man, she can clear a room in a matter of seconds and that ain’t no fairy dust coming out of there. (WheeeWuuu!!!!) She nearly killed their youngest, GhostyRiver , he is just goofy now!
Now down at the Kat Commander (where all the action is), they have some friends that stop in and say the stupidest shit and just take off and leave. Ever so popular Mad.madhavMartin and BeandDip43Godwin are always lurking in and out. (They are always using their phones and always have problem with speed, so they are always late). And there is FakekillermacMountainMan (fuckin’ loves his weed) (and that is why he talks so slow), always there to enlighten us with @@@#$4%%%666@@@**!~
SmittechUncleSi , says to everyone and (Hey)wants to let you know what really goes on (Hey) in the BOWELLS of KAT.ph and if you never watch (Hey) the A & E series of DUCK DYNASTY, you will never have a clue of what was said!(Hey) :)
posted 18 Mar 2013, 02:52
Yes, I am f#cking staring at you. Don’t like it, then who the hell cares. Kiss my a$$ and lick my balls.
I am so fed up with all these complaining, whining, crying d!ck heads and cu#nts. Always posting stupid pictures and asking dumb a$$ questions.
Want to know how I really feel…………
Well, this should win me the most hated, loved and best BLOG of the month AWARD!!
Now I would like to say that I really don’t feel that way, I am just kidding!!
I cannot accept this award without thanking my supporting cast of characters and all the things they do around here!!!
Haste , Mike , and Ausy
missix , Togachu , DethHolly
And Eccles with some slaves watching.
Let’s not forget SirSeedsAlot
And I don't want to forget our Blog Queen PiratMas (always trying to save money)
I hope you enjoyed my fabulous dirty, nasty ,evil, mean and funny Award winning Blog.
posted 02 Mar 2013, 10:33
Most people have a home in which they enjoy all the comforts we expect in life. These include food, warmth, television, internet/phone and the company of others. Becoming homeless can happen to almost anyone.
I was homeless twice and I know how it feels
After this last Birthday this came to me and I wrote it down to share with you all
The other day I called myself complaining
Now my boss has got me working overtime
Then the stranger who was sitting there beside me
Said ,I spent all day in the unemployment line
Are there any open shifts, are they hiring on
I'll work any hours even all night long
If you could put a good word in for me
We complain about how much it's gonna cost us
To feel our 20 something thousand dollars cars
And living in the land of milk and honey
It's so easy to forget how lucky we are
We can work hard and buy a patch of dirt
And on Sunday morning we can go to Church
And pray for those who don't have it as good as you
Every time you think you got it bad
You can find someone who's got it worse
All the things you take for granted now
They started out as blessings first
If you got someone who loves you
And a steady job that puts food on the table
If you're strong and able, Man , be grateful!
The blog I pushed off the roll was something about Black Jesus?
posted 27 Feb 2013, 08:40
I have changed the name of my thread and added a new description at the top
GO HERE to look at my new thread https://kat.ph/community/show/33548/?unread=13585032
The reason I did this is to give KAT user a better idea of what to order from me to design for you. I will not take any request in a PM anymore! If you ask me in a PM, I will send the link to here or to my thread.
I will be starting a list of names at the top of my thread of who has requested an item. ( The order is subject to change upon my discretion)
There will be a link in my thread back to this Blog
I would like to show my work here, but I have made 400+ Signatures and 200+ Avatars since I came to KAT. The alternative to this is I am going to post a link to my Image hosting sites. I have 2 of them and I pay each year to have them. All designs I have made are there because I don’t delete anything. If I make or I have made something for you, it is there forever!
PhotoBucket[open in new tab) http://s1208.beta.photobucket.com/user/smittech47/library/ Note: This takes you to my library. Have to open up all albums using tab on the left side)
Smugmug(open in new tab) http://smittech.smugmug.com/ (clicking this works fine)
The Blog I pushed of the Blog roll is--->https://kat.ph/blog/AhrimanThorn/post/25557/
Thanks for reading………………..Smittech (A.K.A. Carries the Load) has spoken :)
posted 11 Feb 2013, 09:24
I read this article in my local paper today about a man (Don), who has Metastatic melanoma, stage 4 of cancer, and also Parkinson’s disease. He has decided to spend his limited days doing the unthinkable. He has made himself a “Bucket List”, and today he drove some ones race car to 6.5 seconds on a ¼ mile track at 105 mph! The local Police Chief (longtime friend), sponsored him. Don has lived a very quiet life and spent his early years working as a chemist, has been a pastor at two churches and continues to grade papers for a seminary. He has done so much for people his whole life and He’s never had fame, never wanted it. I love stories like this about humans being human. If you were to know you didn’t have long to live, what would your “Bucket List” consist of. Please limit it to 5 things and let’s all be reasonable about what those would be. (No, you can’t go to the moon, mars, etc. Or have a million dollars……etc.,……etc…..) Real things that are within your reach!▼38 comments
Here is mine:
1) Like Don, I would love to drive a Nascar Car around the track (I have already been a Drag Racer)
2) Visit abroad (England, Scotland, Switzerland, Korea, Japan, etc….)
3) Go to Hollywood and meet Actors and Actresses
4) See New York City
5) Travel on a Cruise Liner somewhere
https://kat.ph/blog/maximersk/post/23964/ Maximersk Blog going off the roll.
posted 05 Feb 2013, 06:16
I was thinking if everyone looked like a giraffe, what would they look like
The name of the person is after the picture folks
The master 1eyedwillie (I got to be nice) Aft3rLif3….. kicking some ass Bambamsam…..taking a break from fakers Big g 64…..Being BIG BoWL….doing the normal thing he does Bubanee…..What can I say (Hee hee!!!) buds_suds, Mantesh and Sundox….(Those other Mods) guysButtercookie always….. Looking for something to eat Chew….ooooooooooooooooohhhhh no ChingLiu………..The same as always (almost) Cue28………..Master planner Darius1954……….Pooping…a little hee! Hee! DethHolly……….Studying designs till her neck hurts Deztructor destroying stuff DRUNKEE……Falling down….. Hee Hee EmilyOsment being awesome Eppo…….. fakekillermac…guess what he fucking loves Gooner..... gregath....lost in a pool…. HorrorHound…name name says it ijzi……little cuty jazzykat………. the Princess KatStar and Testament (the other other Mods) Lisaleo........just crazy ManyWurlds………..Ha Ha Ha! Maximersk..........thanks Max Mr. White… just as happy as he can bePenguinPirate.........always running somewhere Pirate Princess…………OOOoooooooooo Prairi3Dog………. Another fake killer Psh! And AhrimanThorn…….. fighting over some of their kill Quecarajo........going really fast Ravi….don’t even give him one beer Rena13………..the magenta lady RiverCoyote………..the iron horse Ronthe Pirate……..in his new room (it even has a window) Hee! Hee!! Roxy.......is foxy SirSeedsAlot.........at his new job (sorry, no kittens) Skymtn.........I would hang myself too if I had to be in that cold Canada Smegational…….looking at us from Down Under Smok3.....looking good Sniff My Taco……….. what can you say about Brad Sooki100…….enjoying a swim SteRipper.............. Suzilla……….. Swegin8r………..hey buddy TheIlluminatedMetatron………..can he get any longer of a friggin’ name TheShow………..BACON Tonowando……..still trying to fix Windows 8 Trugger……..nice sig you got there….Hee! Hee! tthaque………straight laced but cool Ultraround………….but still likes dogs Wee Wiwie…..the Poet Weedman……….another cool stoner…see how high he is! White Tulip and White Beard…………they are white………right Xenomorph…..always in the shadows Zegreb………..you are the last…………WHewww
posted 31 Dec 2012, 03:06
Yes, the New Year is just around the corner. I was sitting here thinkin’ about KAT and all the new members that have joined recently. Almost two years ago I joined but didn’t post my first Blog until July of this year. It was something about what your cat is telling you with the sounds they make. (Get it …cat…Kat). I have seen a lot of changes here in the last year, the take down and back up of The Pirate Bay and other torrent sites as well. Seeds downloading all the Random images and making a torrent file of them and Picture and Gif threads up to Versions 3. The “Great REP rape” and rep frozen (boy was there a lot of conversation on that one). I have seen a lot of good and smart people moving into the Kat Staff and working on the site to improve how things go around here. (you do know that they give all their time for FREE). This site has givin’ me a place to do my creative thing (which I love to do) and I have met (sorta) a lot of different people. I am excited what 2013 is gonna bring to KAT and all of us pirates. There is so many things that has happen (oh, don’t let me forget the one about Miss PiratMas leaving (we all were so sad), but she came back and is stronger than ever), people have let their prideful feelings get in the way of having fun here and have been banned (Rules are rules and this site would be crap if they weren’t enforced). I noticed a thread tonight about adding people as friends but the conversation is not happening, so let’s talk. I got 750 friends (list) and if all of you could ring in here and help me come up with some of the things that happen here at KAT in 2012,( I can’t remember everything!! ) May your year 2013 have many blessings and I send out love to all.
posted 24 Dec 2012, 06:40
I want to wish a Merry Christmas to all here at KickAss Torrents! The time here in Florida is December 24th Christmas Eve. As I do every year at this time, I watch a movie called “It’s A Wonderful Life”.
If you have never watched it, you should and you can find it here--->
It is a very touching story about, (this is my opinion), what it would be like if you were never born. This guy (George Baily),
grows up and wants to leave this town for adventure and have all the things he dreams about, but circumstances always prevent him from going. He spends his life helping others and eventually gets married, have kids and starts on a great life, but never leaves. Then something evil, (Mr. Potter), happens and his world comes crashing down and decides the only way to solve his problem is to commit suicide. An Angel, (Clarence),
comes to help him and shows him what it would have looked like if he had not been born. In the end George gets his life back and all of his friends come to his aid and truly show him that he has a Wonderful Life!! It is a tear Jerker, so have plenty of tissues.
I reflect my life along these lines some times and realize that I have a Wonderful Life. Yes, there’s ups and downs, but in the end I would have had it no other way. I am in a changing mode of the direction I am going in my life, I was at the bottom and I have cleaned myself up, (with a lot of help from others I must add), and have goals now. I have my own place again and I will be spending Christmas by myself this year, but that is OK. I have reached out to a community that I love that has giving me friendship and smiles all the time.
I just thank all of you here for the happiness you give me and I am amazed at the togetherness this community has with all the diversity that lies within. From England to Australia, India to Canada, USA to Sweden, Japan to Greece, France to Africa and all the places between, to those that come from there, you are ‘One of a Kind’ and Merry Christmas to all.
Note: Please do not get into a Religion conversation in this Blog, because it is about friends and how much they are needed in all our lives. Thank you all.
posted 13 Dec 2012, 02:02
In the US, the 12-12-12 Concert is on and I am flabergasted by all the performers. Just now watching and listening to Roger Waters doing some Dark side of the Moon songs. This is going to be a great Concert so I hope some one is getting a good copy. Can't wait to download the whole thing. If anyone of you peeps donate, I just want to thanks you for being a human being with a heart and post in any comments on the concert you like or dislike as it goes on.▼40 comments
(I made this as a thread, but with site problems, the thread roll is not working) LIVE WITH IT!