TheIlluminatedMetatron8260

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In The Bathroom....

posted 16 Sep 2012, 21:30

Now folks there are things I do when I go to the bathroom:
When Poppie can't pop out I :

1. Take a issues from US Weekly and go for the summary and look for Xfactor.

2. I read USA Today.

3. I drink Milk, lol.

4. Or I just sit there for hrs till my first poopie goes POP!

When Poopie runs amok, I:

1. Put the shower ready, lol.

2. Munch on Matzhos and Potato Pancakes.

3. Or I just sit there till someone finds me pale and sick lol.

What do you do! judging not allowed!!!

Top Comments

Darius19542318 • 16 Sep 2012, 23:34

I'm old...sometimes when I read blogs about pooping, I poop a little...

RonthePirate162163 • 16 Sep 2012, 22:42

This is all "Klingon" to me!

Togachu26395 • 16 Sep 2012, 22:30

Freakshows that is what you guys are

All Comments

Penguinpirate14788 • 22 September 2012, 17:30 Show comment

I'm just wondering what people expected to find in this blog!

devil6961089 • 21 September 2012, 19:20 Show comment

i read darius1954's comments while pooping...it helps me poop

bodybuildaussie1503 • 18 September 2012, 03:37 Show comment

I used to sit there writing George W Bush's speeches. If I got stuck for inspiration, I just looked into the bowl...

crackerjax4211681 • 18 September 2012, 02:50 Show comment

KAT scat

pauzepro1240 • 17 September 2012, 21:23 Show comment

what the... damn... a poopie thread...

kanada4133 • 17 September 2012, 20:49 Show comment

it's amazing how much i read in the shitter

AstroTronix20327 • 17 September 2012, 16:22 Show comment

I have been told I am full of shit so I approve this blog.

Don't forget to wipe...

Phoenix4ever7642 • 17 September 2012, 13:12 Show comment

I can't poop if I can't read anything there...a comic (specially Archie), or newspaper..or my cell,anything works with words..even ingredients of shampoo lool

Pick_n_Roll19381 • 17 September 2012, 13:27 Show comment

lmao that's cool lol

Penguinpirate14788 • 22 September 2012, 17:28 Show comment

Yep I think I've read the contents of every bottle in the bathroom and still read it the next time if I've nothing else to read! But the poker game on my cell phone comes in handy now