bikers1233433

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Ancestry and Incest!

posted 14 Jun 2012, 12:27
Everybody here is my family! Scientifically, geneticists tell us that every single person on this planet is at the least 50th cousins with everybody else on earth. It kind of has to be that way. Think of it this way , you have two biological parents and four biological grandparents and eight biological great grandparents, it keeps doubling. If you follow your family tree all the way back to the ancient Romans, 64 generations ago. That tree would need 1 quintillion separate individuals, that is larger than the number of humans who have ever existed. To quote Bill Bryson - " You couldn't be here without a little incest - actually quite a lot of incest." Not quite ridiculous , mind you, but if you go far enough back in your family tree you're going to find that quite frequently people who were distantly related had kids. If you are currently dating or married to somebody who is from your same country and is of your same ethnicity there's a one in a five chance that the two of you share a common family member fewer than 10 generations ago.

Further more, because our society is becoming more and more mobile, our most recent common ancestor is becoming more recent. Mathematically, for every human on earth right now our most recent common ancestor probably lived only 2000- 4000 years ago. A recent study (http://tedlab.mit.edu/~dr/Papers/Rohde-MRCA-two.pdf), found that there was a person alive as early as 300 BC who is related to every single person alive on earth. The study also found that that person most likely lived in Taiwan, near a busy port city so that their descendants could spread around the world. Now that being said, you only receive half of your genetic information from your father and the other half from your mother, and as you go up your tree it is quite possible that this ancestor had no contribution to your genome. So, who are you?

Now, a little bit of information and something to ponder upon. Bacteria are so much smaller than the average human body cell, your body contains more bacteria than it contains its own cells. And forget about remembering the cells and bacteria in your body, they're constantly dying and being replaced. Even cells like brain cells which seem to live for a very long time still take in new nutrients and expel waste, meaning that within about every 5 years every single atom that used to make up your body has been exchanged. Do you remember what you were like 5 years ago, well the atoms that make up your body sure don't.

Okay, how many atoms are inside my body to begin with? How much is a billion atoms? If you were to count one number greater every second , it would take you 12 days to count to a million, for a billion it would take you 32 years. A billion is a huge number, but not for atoms, as they are inconceivably small that even if you consider a billion sodium atoms, their entire weight would only be 38 femtograms. Each invididual cell in your body contains 100 times more atoms than there are stars in the milky way galaxy. There is something that was mentioned by Bill Bryson; because our bodies contain so many atoms and because we so vigourously recycle them. Statistically, about 1 billion of the atoms in your body used to belong to Shakespeare, a billion to Beethoven, a billion to Buddha. A thousand years from now, people that live on this earth, people who will change the thinking of man, develop new methods of space travel. They will have a billion atoms inside them, that are in you right now.

So, Basically what I mean to say is that everybody is related. We are all brothers and sisters. Take a deep breath and remember that we are the result of incest carried out by our ancestors. So, the next time you say to a friend - "You are like a brother/sister to me". Statistically, you wouldn't be wrong.

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SirSeedsAlot52689 • 14 Jun 2012, 13:10
i know how you feel.. this blog is the ultimate cock block
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bikers1233433 • 14 Jun 2012, 13:20
Please share that omelette with me, I could be your 35th cousin. wink
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SirSeedsAlot52689 • 14 Jun 2012, 13:01
The Seeds has no comment and will proceed to make his daily omelette....

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mike24clio356 • 15 June 2012, 01:30  Show comment
I hate to be a thorn in the neck but am guessing non of you have seen the Zeitgeist movies?
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bikers1233433 • 15 June 2012, 04:15  Show comment
Nope, I haven't.
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dp1411121 • 30 September 2012, 22:03  Show comment
yes i have why ?
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bodybuildaussie1499 • 14 June 2012, 22:05  Show comment
This should keep all the Tasmanians happy...
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dxt61911401 • 14 June 2012, 22:02  Show comment
actually this made me think..my great grand parents where a poor farmer from an unknown village of India..now while i m in usa..lets say i marry a white girl then i will have half white and half brown kids..now they marry white people again and this continue and after around 150-200 year the decedent of that poor Indian farmer may become the president of United state of America...Who know i think too much but it is just amazing to think what can happen in couple of hundred years...
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bikers1233433 • 15 June 2012, 04:08  Show comment
Anything is possible, the future is unknown.
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DominicS1865 • 14 June 2012, 20:46  Show comment
If this is true, then I am expecting a lot of birthday presents and Christmas gifts. Y'all have a lot of years to make up for!lol
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bikers1233433 • 15 June 2012, 04:07  Show comment
6 billion gifts for you!
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Rgeneb14663 • 14 June 2012, 19:16  Show comment
When you die and are cremated or rot away below the surface what do you think happens to all your atoms then? Mother Earth, the great recycler uses them again and again as her new building blocks. Not only are your in danger of incest out of necessity as you describe in a very real sense parts of you are the same parts that made up your ancestors just arranged a little differently. Next time you conquer that 21 yr old bimbo just think parts of her were probably your great grandmother. Or grandfather. Or a sheep. Man its all interconnected dudes, blows the mind.
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bodybuildaussie1499 • 14 June 2012, 22:10  Show comment
If it's a really hot looking sheep....lol
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bikers1233433 • 15 June 2012, 04:07  Show comment
I remember a scene from American Pie, where the guy fucks a sheep. It was stupidly funny!
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AncientRome8270 • 14 June 2012, 19:10  Show comment
If everyone was decedents of Adam and Eve, then they would've had to had done incest back in the day.
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But when it comes down to incest, I think people can't help who they fall in love with.
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bikers1233433 • 15 June 2012, 04:05  Show comment
If you never knew who your brothers and/or sisters were. You could wind up with one and it wouldn't even matter because you wouldn't know. Only thing thing stopping us from incest is the knowledge that it is wrong and a moral sense of judgment.
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ChucklesNuts82 • 14 June 2012, 18:33  Show comment
If you go the biblical side of things this is more true than you think. Noah and his sons (if I recall right). His sons had wives (don't know the number though) but we all have the same great granddads and great granduncles.
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AhrimanThorn12875 • 14 June 2012, 15:35  Show comment
There have been a number of mass extinction events on Earth and at least one of them (Toba Supereruption) may have reduced the human population to possibly as few as a thousand breeding pairs. This event occurred about seventy five thousand years ago and is one of the theories proposed to explain the lack of genetic diversity in human beings today. It is worth noting however that those human populations were already quite small and it may well be that some other factor was either reducing human populations or limiting growth.
We might think of ourselves as an unstoppable wave of humanity swarming over the face of the Earth but another mass extinction event could be just round the corner. Yellowstone national park sits on top of another Super Volcano and this one is known to erupt about every six hundred thousand years, the last eruption is estimated to be about six hundred and forty thousand years ago.
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JfiSG1nG2858 • 14 June 2012, 16:18  Show comment
exciting stuff. we are well overdue a polar reversal also. makes things a bit unbalanced (kills the whole surface of the planet) for a while. Even if the planet gets hit by a tiddly asteroid, say about a kilometer across, only those with really warm jumpers are going to survive the holocaust.
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mike24clio356 • 15 June 2012, 01:34  Show comment
i betta stock up on jumpers then, after readin that cheers for the heads up
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bikers1233433 • 14 June 2012, 17:10  Show comment
Yes, natural events or man-made events could wipe out a portion of the human population in the years to come. This would lead to more inbreeding; thus either creating a human super-species or could very well lead to the extinction of mankind.
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bodybuildaussie1499 • 14 June 2012, 22:11  Show comment
We are also due for our regular (so to speak) 100,000 yr asteroid strike...
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Nekko392 • 14 June 2012, 15:28  Show comment
Apparently the adage "Incest is wincest" is a little closer to truth than many people care to think...
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