posted 06 Aug 2012, 13:29
Johnny :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Johnny:- Dad asked me again, Johnny äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, R u cuming?
Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u cuming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also cuming. =))