posted 18 Sep 2012, 12:43
What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty?A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber...!! :D
The great thing about nightmares is, when you wake up, life seems a whole lot better :)
No matter how awesome smart phones get, the classic Nokia Snake game will always be the best... B)
I'd rather look back at my life and say "I can't believe I did that!" Instead of sayin, "I wish I did that..."..!!
what is success ?? It's when people start searching you on Google instead of Facebook.! :)
All Samsung Officials are withdrawing their children from English medium schools because the first thing they were taught was "A for Apple" :P :
The woman who invented thephrase "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME"was a Chinese Woman who had lost her Husband in a crowd inChina....!! ;)
Sex is like your income... you never disclose what you get,but you always think others are getting more... ;)
Today I tried to change my facebook password to 'twilight' but an error message appeared saying 'too many useless characters' ;)
For all of those that think alcohol is a problem,according to Chemistry: Alcohol is a solution.
Thanks science ;)
Ironically, computer was invented to save our time ;)
Money can't buy happiness, but it Pays for your internet. Which is pretty much the same thing... ;)