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Sexiest Song

posted 26 Jun 2012, 15:01
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AhrimanThorn12875 • 26 Jun 2012, 17:42
It is the song of love that I sing when initiating my mating ritual. I sing of how the sky fails to match my one true loves beauty, even when it is a really nice sunset, and I sing of the sound the waves make as they crash against the shore, and of how this is but a poor imitation of the throbbing sound that my loins make when I think of her. (Obviously this is sung while naked for maximum effect) After the song I do the dance erotic, to a sound that only I can hear. Funnily enough, I never seem to have much luck with this display of courtship when I am in the pub, I don’t think the ambience is quite right, maybe some scented candles would do the trick.biggrin
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bikers1233433 • 26 Jun 2012, 17:58
I'm going to try your technique next time I'm at a pub. I am so going to score!! biggrin
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pakipc-8649 • 26 Jun 2012, 15:55
Anything by Barry White ,smile

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DominicS1865 • 26 June 2012, 18:37  Show comment
I was always a Sade man, myself. No Ordinary Love could get the juices flowing. Either that, or the sound of AhrimanThorn12875 's throbbing loins.titter
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AhrimanThorn12875 • 26 June 2012, 17:42  Show comment
It is the song of love that I sing when initiating my mating ritual. I sing of how the sky fails to match my one true loves beauty, even when it is a really nice sunset, and I sing of the sound the waves make as they crash against the shore, and of how this is but a poor imitation of the throbbing sound that my loins make when I think of her. (Obviously this is sung while naked for maximum effect) After the song I do the dance erotic, to a sound that only I can hear. Funnily enough, I never seem to have much luck with this display of courtship when I am in the pub, I don’t think the ambience is quite right, maybe some scented candles would do the trick.biggrin
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bikers1233433 • 26 June 2012, 17:58  Show comment
I'm going to try your technique next time I'm at a pub. I am so going to score!! biggrin
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AhrimanThorn12875 • 26 June 2012, 18:26  Show comment
You definitely should, it’s not as though anything bad could happen, not when it comes from a place of love.wink
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bikers1233433 • 26 June 2012, 18:31  Show comment
Exactly! To give it a personal touch I'll be flaunting my manhood after the show. I hope that'll seal the deal.
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DominicS1865 • 26 June 2012, 18:34  Show comment
Yeah I definitely think it was the missing scented candles that was the issue.titter
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bikers1233433 • 26 June 2012, 17:14  Show comment
I believe songs by "George Michael" are sexy especially Careless Whisper(the music turns chicks into fucking machines). Also, "Enrique Iglesias" songs, his older songs not his new crap.
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kanada4099 • 26 June 2012, 16:47  Show comment
sexual healing
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DaCreAtOrS11055 • 26 June 2012, 16:07  Show comment
have to hear this one now biggrin
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pakipc-8649 • 26 June 2012, 15:55  Show comment
Anything by Barry White ,smile
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zeke2340858 • 26 June 2012, 15:20  Show comment
black velvet alana miles gets my votebiggrinbiggrinlol

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