It is the song of love that I sing when initiating my mating ritual. I sing of how the sky fails to match my one true loves beauty, even when it is a really nice sunset, and I sing of the sound the waves make as they crash against the shore, and of how this is but a poor imitation of the throbbing sound that my loins make when I think of her. (Obviously this is sung while naked for maximum effect) After the song I do the dance erotic, to a sound that only I can hear. Funnily enough, I never seem to have much luck with this display of courtship when I am in the pub, I don’t think the ambience is quite right, maybe some scented candles would do the trick.
It is the song of love that I sing when initiating my mating ritual. I sing of how the sky fails to match my one true loves beauty, even when it is a really nice sunset, and I sing of the sound the waves make as they crash against the shore, and of how this is but a poor imitation of the throbbing sound that my loins make when I think of her. (Obviously this is sung while naked for maximum effect) After the song I do the dance erotic, to a sound that only I can hear. Funnily enough, I never seem to have much luck with this display of courtship when I am in the pub, I don’t think the ambience is quite right, maybe some scented candles would do the trick.
I believe songs by "George Michael" are sexy especially Careless Whisper(the music turns chicks into fucking machines). Also, "Enrique Iglesias" songs, his older songs not his new crap.
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