Horrorhound18069

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Creepy toys to not get your kids for X-mas

posted 22 Sep 2012, 07:06
The below list are some really outrageous toys from Japan, getting these for your kids will most likely lead to divorce and possible time in the looney bin:

#1 The Pee and Poo Plush Dolls
What kid doesn't dream about cuddling a fluffy version of poo and pee?
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#2 The Sparkle Gem Noose
Good for the depressed kids who want to end it in a fashionable style also comes in leading designer labels!
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#3 Furry Baby who is shave-able
Perfect for kids planning on marrying the creature from Harry and The Hendersons. Or adopting dog boy.
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#4 Tampon Plushes
If I add anything here it will just sound so wrong........
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#5 Elmo and Cookie Monster hats
They look terrified lol
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#6 Punisher who accidently mistook the viagra for the vitamins
Not sure if this is Punisher or a Ron Jeremy toy.
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#7smoking grenade
Because all grenades smoke stogies.....
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This next one is just cool :
Mario Energy Drink [with shrooms]
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Top Comments

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Smittech34143 • 22 Sep 2012, 08:14
Meet Kong Suni, the doll that eats, farts and can even defecate smiley yellow turds.
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sooki10016726 • 22 Sep 2012, 07:45
#6 Punisher who accidently mistook the viagra for the vitamins...it sure can make a big girl happy
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sooki10016726 • 22 Sep 2012, 09:31
there ar super crazy girls out there , u never know what they'll do next tongue

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licanthrope119 • 23 September 2012, 02:22  Show comment
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RiverCoyote25250 • 23 September 2012, 02:39  Show comment
Hey...take this in the spirit it was intended...this is a joke...not a reality!
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xBADD1x233 • 23 September 2012, 00:58  Show comment
i think this stuff is cool as in collectible
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Venom951881 • 23 September 2012, 00:52  Show comment
Great toys want em!!!!titterbiggrin
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Evil_cola416 • 22 September 2012, 19:53  Show comment
Where is "Wood with Nail in it"? That was my favorite toy from Christmas.
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Cannybearsed1233 • 22 September 2012, 18:48  Show comment
I can just imagine the ad blurb for Punisher!!... "Punisher - the action man with a big prick!" tittertittertitterlollollollollollollollollol
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Cannybearsed1233 • 22 September 2012, 18:43  Show comment
#3 Furry Baby might come in handy in later years when the little girl that owns one wants to shave her own coochie!! lollollollollol
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GreenPirate422 • 22 September 2012, 17:04  Show comment
lmao nice one HH
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