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Zombie apocalypse becomes reality in Miami as police shoot naked, mindless man literally eating the face off another man

posted 28 May 2012, 15:55
this appears ta be making the rounds among law enforcement my brothers the sheriff , the deputy, and the lawdog** sent it to me
**(we call him that, cause he is that nightmare of a cop ya never want to meet)
their reactions were entertaining to say the least
a good friend of mine that says zombies are not real was 1st to hit me with it
proly scared the crap out him

Original Miami CBS affiliate story:
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal, which one source now claims included his victim’s nose and eyeballs.


Surveillance video taken from security cameras at the nearby Miami Herald building show a police officer arrive on the scene, appear to be startled by the spectacle of two naked men lying on the street, and draw his service weapon. It appears that the officer shot one of the men, but it was difficult to tell in the video.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend.

Miami police have not confirmed the details of what happened next, but sources close to the investigation told CBS4 News that officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen.

The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building, and amazed officers tried to stop it, ordering the man making a meal out of the other man to stop.
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Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.

Aguilar said the man ate his victim’s nose and eyeballs.

The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect.

Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack. Aguilar said the officer had no choice but to keep shooting until the attacker was dead.

Investigators sharing limited details about the confrontation, saying only that the two men were fighting and the officers felt they had no choice but to take deadly force.

“During this confrontation an officer did discharge his weapon striking one of the individuals, said Det. Willie Moreno, spokesperson for Miami Police.

But the sources close to the investigation say that dry recitation of the facts apparently doesn’t go far enough. They said the man still would not give in to police commands, so officers fired again.

“That individual has lost his life right now,” Moreno said.

With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to get to his victim and rush him to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable.

Police have shared no information about his identity or condition.

The surveillance video supplied to CBS4 by The Herald under a news sharing agreement is disturbing. At one point, whomever was controlling the cameras zoomed in to the two men lying nude and partially obscured by the MetroMover track. One man is motionless, but the other, presumably the man whose face was attacked, can be seen flailing his legs, possibly in pain.

The Herald used video editing tools to obscure portions of that man’s body as he moved.

The video covers a time frame of about 8 minutes, but despite the shooting of the attacker and the obvious distress shown by the victim, paramedics are not seen attempting to rescue him.

The victim was eventually taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital.

Once the bizarre confrontation came to an end, police were left with the task of figuring out what had happened. The investigation forced the closure of the causeway from Miami Beach to Miami, and also closed an exit to the causeway from I-95.

The investigation snarled traffic for hours and delayed thousands of motorists until ways could be found to get them off the causeway.

Police have had little official to say about the details, and have not released the name of the cannibalistic attacker.

But Aguilar said he believes the attack could be connected to a bad strain of LSD.

“This is about the fourth incident I hear already within our Miami Dade County area where these individuals have taken off their clothes and gone totally insane as a result of the drugs they’re taking,” he said. “I don’t know if there’s any such a thing as good LSD out there but apparently this is really bad LSD.”

He said the drug causes the person to strip off their clothing because their body temperature reaches such a high degree. He also said in many of the case the person is found growling, violent and trying to chew on others.

http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombie_apocalypse_Miami_police.html


(NaturalNews) The long-dreaded "zombie apocalypse" may already be underway in Miami, where a human zombie -- a mindless naked man -- was encountered by police officers who found him literally feasting on the face of another naked man. This is a true event and has been reported by CBS Miami (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-l...) which says:

"Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal. ...Officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen."

At that point, the police officers shot the zombie once, but he continued feeding on the other man's face. They were forced to shoot him again, which mercifully killed him. Then they sought to aid the victim whose face was already mostly eaten off.

"With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to get to his victim and rush him to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable. Once the bizarre confrontation came to an end, police were left with the task of figuring out what had happened..."

A surveillance video has surfaced of the incident. Here's a still shot from the video, showing the two men lying on the sidewalk, under a road bridge, with a police car parked nearby:
http://www.naturalnews.com/images/Miami_Zombie_Apocalypse.jpg

The Miami Herald also reported: "According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man's face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots." (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-o...)

The Zombie apocalypse begins
Are we now witnessing the rise of the zombies? Humans who subject themselves to fluoride, aspartame, psychiatric drugs, vaccines and street drugs end up lobotomizing their higher brains. Vaccines, for starters, cause extreme neurological damage, and some vaccines are actually made of aggressive viruses designed to "eat" targeted regions of the brain, resulting in a biological lobotomy.

What's left is the primal section of the brain, sometimes called the "reptilian brain." Or the "zombie brain," to use a pop culture term. This zombie brain has no morals and no logic. It only knows hunger, sex, violence and fear. It is entirely focused on selfish needs and has no ability to consider the welfare of others.

"America is becoming a zombie nation," award-winning investigative journalist Jim Marrs recently told me in a phone interview. In fact, he wanted to name his most recent book "Zombie Nation," but the publisher overruled him and instead had it named, "The Trillion Dollar Conspiracy," which doesn't even make that much sense given the broad coverage of topics in the book. The word "zombie" did make it into the subtitle, however. Here's the full title: "The Trillion-Dollar Conspiracy: How the New World Order, Man-Made Diseases, and Zombie Banks Are Destroying America." (http://www.amazon.com/The-Trillion-Dollar-Conspiracy-Man-Made-Destroy...)

Got your zombie ammo yet?
One of my firearms instructors, a former Marine sniper who saw front-line action in Iraq, recently told me, "You know why the zombie apocalypse won't really happen?"

"No, tell me," I replied, because I know he has a sick sense of humor.

"Because I want it to," he grinned.

He's hard core. And he's not alone. Among the community of firearms owners and sports shooters, the idea of an approaching zombie apocalypse is already woven into the culture. So much so that a prominent ammunition manufacturer, Hornady, has even introduced its own line of ammo specifically engineered to blast the brains out of zombies.

It's called "Zombie Max Ammo," and it even has a promotional video that publicizes the superior ballistics of Zombie Max ammo by depicting an actual zombie invasion of society, where firearms-owning citizens fight them off with this special ammo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWb-5nblx4

(Warning: This video is quite graphic, but before you freak out over it, keep in mind this is no worse than mainstream television shows, some of which are written around this very same theme of zombie attacks and which show far worse violence.)

The video follows up with the intriguing text:

"Hornady Zombie Max ammunition is not a toy, but is intended only to be used on... zombies, also known as the living dead, undead, etc."

Read more about Zombie Max ammo at:
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

You can also buy zombie targets. One website called ZombieAmmo.com sells "zombie targets" that depict humans being taken hostage by zombie creatures:
http://zombieammo.com/zombiepress/zombie_targets/

And if you walk into a gun shop and the salesman shows you the latest wicked .308 AR-10 with a white phosphor night vision scope, a green laser illuminator, and an invisible IR illuminator as a stealth backup target designator, when you ask, "What's all that gear for?" He will smile and tell you, "It's for killin' zombies!"

Some of you who don't visit gun shops actually think I'm trying to be funny and just making this up. The really funny part is that I'm not.

The zombification of America
I suppose that at some deep gut level, most people realize our civilized world is crumbling. The abandonment of law and common sense in the United States (and, heck, the UK too) is just one such sign, but other signs include:

• The increasing number of reports of people who walk right into moving cars and trucks while texting on their mobile devices. This often results in their death. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9265401/Da...)

• Increases in bizarre reports of people "sleep driving" as they suddenly awake to find themselves driving around town in their own cars in the middle of the night. (http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2007/04/19/sleep-drug-warning.htm...) From PubMed at the NIH: "Z-drug-impaired drivers may demonstrate cognitive function at low levels with drivers still able to understand and respond to questions while sleepwalkers are completely unable to understand or interact with police. Z-drug-impaired drivers are often severely physically impaired, unable to stand up or maintain balance while sleepwalkers are able to stand and walk unaided." (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21367628)

• The complete lack of intelligent questioning about events where the official government explanation makes absolutely no sense: 9/11, the killing of Bin Laden, etc. (http://www.naturalnews.com/033684_911_truth_WTC_7.html)

• The acceleration of flu shot propaganda which now includes pushing flu shots onto pregnant women, too. Flu shots contain chemical adjuvants that lobotomize brain tissue, causing you to be unable to think rationally.

• The rise of a whole new generation of mumbling, neurologically-damaged children who are now routinely seen out in public. Many of these children are, of course, vaccine damaged.

• Aspartame, which "pickles" the brain in formaldehyde, continues to be consumed in ridiculously high quantities through diet sodas. Have you ever noticed that people who drink a lot of diet soda are also the most brain-numbed people around? (www.naturalnews.com/aspartame.html)

• The increase in the sales of products made from human babies. Recently in Korea, a company was busted selling "powdered human baby" in capsules as a longevity pill. And more recently, a UK man was busted in Thailand with six roasted human fetuses in his luggage, wrapped in gold foil. These were being sold as some sort of dark magic power source. Customers apparently eat the fetuses under the belief that doing so will give them power. (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/briton-arrested-in-thail...)

• Even the U.S. Centers for Disease Control (CDC) recently warned Americans to prepare for what they call "the coming zombie apocalypse." (http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombie_apocalypse_CDC.html) According to a May 16, 2011 announcement by the CDC, "...zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine)."

The CDC's zombie apocalypse page, believe it or not, is still posted at: http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zom...

• But the No. 1 proof that the zombie apocalypse has already begun is none other than the employee roster of the TSA. Have you ever tried to have a logical conversation with a TSA employee? These people have no functioning higher brain and are hired primarily because they are "primal brain" operatives who enjoy sexually molesting little children. Heck, just recently, a Catholic priest who was thrown out of the church for allegations of sexual abuse of children was found to have been granted a job at the TSA! (http://www.prisonplanet.com/tsa-hired-serial-sex-abuse-priest-pedophi...) (http://www.prisonplanet.com/tsa-outrage-agency-hires-defrocked-priest...)

Watch my Vaccine Zombie music video
You may enjoy my "Vaccine Zombie" music video and song at:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=6D05173308E7F4169D7259EB85CDF522

or on YouTube at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYI-dC9G0us

Better yet, download the music MP3 file at:
www.VaccineZombie.com

(Yes, I wrote and performed the lyrics for this song...)

I've also posted a video called "How to Spot A Vaccine Zombie and Survive the CDC's Zombie Apocalypse"
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=774BC5305F12D9FF863D179C90B434FD

What would an actual zombie apocalypse look like?
Imagine masses of drooling creatures slinking through the streets in raggedy business suits, oblivious to reality and only seeking to feed on the innocent masses...

Oh wait, that's every day on Wall Street.

But seriously, with each passing day, the U.S. population edges ever closer to true "zombification." And now, we've actually begun to see it taking place on the streets of Miami.

Because when one man LOSES face to another, that's just called politics. But when one man EATS the face of another and won't stop even when he's shot by police, that's zombie land, folks. Lock and load.

Top Comments

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AhrimanThorn12870 • 28 May 2012, 18:13
Thankfully I already have a Katana (Samurai Sword) and know how to use it. What an idiot the police officer was who tried to shoot him, everyone knows you have to go for the head shot when dealing with zombies! I am going to be such a cool zombie killing badass when this all kicks off. Thank you god for making my dreams come true, next year perhaps we can do the whole alien invasion thing.biggrin
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TheToughestBloke1941 • 28 May 2012, 18:36
I just hope all that training with Resident Evil games across several consoles pay off.
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SMoK3™18255 • 28 May 2012, 17:11
This sounds like the members of parliament in the uk: What would an actual zombie apocalypse look like?
Imagine masses of drooling creatures slinking through the streets in raggedy business suits, oblivious to reality and only seeking to feed on the innocent masses...

Liked the youtube vid..very catching :P

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Raijin15301 • 29 May 2012, 07:07  Show comment
Just remember, don't be a hero and remember to double-tap.
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hairy.legs.petunia982 • 29 May 2012, 06:18  Show comment
Actually the man was suffering from cocaine-psychosis. It is a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads to the affected to strip naked and try to cool off.
He is also probably a mental basket with a bad addiction to be completely detached from the real world and do such a thing.
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*CHIROX*3123 • 29 May 2012, 02:15  Show comment
Can we get it kick-started this coming weekend?
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Tintapper1570 • 29 May 2012, 00:06  Show comment
I'm ready!
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gladiator691372 • 28 May 2012, 23:36  Show comment
Im fully trained and prepared for these situations via Black-ops Zombies....I was hopeing that it was oneday going to progress frm the films, gameing consoles to reality etc so i can put my particular skill-set to the test! We need to pack A punch all our weapons first, then drink som Juggernog an speed cola, get som quick revive AN go out in teams of 4 to clense the streets...good luck my brothers an sisters across the oceans in other continents etc be brave an remember..strictly head-shots, unless you wanna have som fun first an make those Zombies dance like micheal jackson with automatic firetitterlolbiggrin
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Smittech34287 • 28 May 2012, 23:11  Show comment
Lived there before. All night long people are lurking. Does not surprise me at all. Crack, PCP or something else is involved I bet. (It's terrible he was shot before he could finish his meal).
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BradsAnnoying40907 • 28 May 2012, 22:52  Show comment
as bad as it sounds... zombies would be awesome! im in no danger. i have been brought up on video games biggrin
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SirSeedsAlot52825 • 28 May 2012, 22:30  Show comment
PCP Zombies are everywhere...
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TimeBandits15981 • 28 May 2012, 19:23  Show comment
It's all getting a bit too real.
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agoodcookie58 • 28 May 2012, 19:20  Show comment
Thanks to you im about to clean all my guns now.. thanks for scaring me.
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OutLaw69802469 • 28 May 2012, 20:55  Show comment
sweatchuckling nervously as I clean mine also
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