Hey all,
I thought I'd make a thread for irc quotes (mostly from #kat.ph ofcourse)
I'll start:

[ 23:34:25 ] ~~~ topic: [ Eppo ] changes topic to [ KAT is experiencing some downtime at the moment. Please be patient. :) ]
[ 23:35:08 ] (+horrorhou) no poop sherlock lol
[ 23:35:33 ] ~~~ topic: [ Eppo ] changes topic to [ KAT is experiencing some downtime at the moment. Please be patient. :) | No sarcastic comments are allowed at this time. ]

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< +VintageGu> seen God
< n3at> Let's not get into a religious discussion, VintageGu
< +nickolas> Let's not get into a religious discussion, VintageGu
< +TPB> Let's not get into a religious discussion, VintageGu
< @s_vague> bots wake up
< @s_vague> LOL @ bots

its cause people are staring at your avatar. :O

* rndpirate sets hector on fire
* hector goes up in flames
* rndpirate shows flaming hector to scarlet
* scarlet tops rndpirate in return
* hector box rndpirate in returnbut it's nothing sexual
< jivan28> uh... poor hector
< HTorrentz > but its not sexual lmao
* jivan28 bored
< jivan28> its the waiting that kills.
* rndpirate sets scarlet on fire
< scarlet> %!@^@~£^^$$#
* rndpirate shows hector a flaming scarlet
< scarlet> basically, /shows rndpirate back with some rickets
< hector> Oooh, cute!
* hector steals the flaming scarlet and runs off
< hector> ALL MINE NOW@~~£!~$@$!!£££
* hector sells the flaming scarlet on ebay

< +hector> When this worst hits 9156 mph, we're going to see some serious sh@#.

---» winofan (webchat@*******) has Joined #KAT.ph
< @s_vague> hi
< @s_vague> :)
< winofan> hello s_vague
< +u4t> LIES
»» @s_vague gives u4t a polygraph
< [L3G3ND]> STFU
< [L3G3ND]> Oops
< [L3G3ND]> Wrng chnl
<@ s_vague> plonker
< [L3G3ND]> bots give u4t a f***
< +hector> No.
< +scarlet> No.
---» SteRippe has Joined #KAT.ph
»» fapjack gives channel operator status to SteRipper
< +hector> shh steripper, it's quiet time now
< +scarlet> Welcome to our next contestant, Steripper!
< @s_vague> wb ste
< [L3G3ND]> wb
< +scarlet> I can't reach this itch o_O.
< @SteRipper> greetings all
< @s_vague> what's new
<@SteRipper> I didn't sleep well last night.
< [L3G3ND]> Sup
< @s_vague> sux
< @s_vague> hector give SteRipper coffee
»» +hector gives SteRipper coffee
< @SteRipper> thanks hector
<+ hector> Np.
< winofan> what kind of coffee?latte?
<+ u4t> LIES
< +u4t> that's what
< @s_vague> u4t don't player hate
»» <+u4t> hates s_vague
< [L3G3ND]> LIES
< [L3G3ND]> LIES
«--- winofan (webchat@*****) has Quit (Quit: Page closed)
< @s_vague> you scared poor winofan

<+hector> I think it's getting bigger.

<+hector> U4t: Debate.. now! OR SUFFER!

<+hector> good.. bad.. I'm the bot with the gun@^%!~^#@**£^@^~%#

»» +u4t sets fire to scarlet
»» +scarlet explodes
<+u4t> hector: why did scarlet explode?
<+hector> don't look at me, i thought YOU were responsible for that

Wrong place dude.It's from TPB irc =P