Hey all,
I thought I'd make a thread for irc quotes (mostly from #kat.ph ofcourse)
I'll start:

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[ 23:35:08 ] (+horrorhou) no poop sherlock lol
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< +scarlet> Resistance is futile, you will be 0wn3d.
< heartbr0> Ownage is futile, you will be resisted
< +Togapie> k
»» @s_vague owns the bots
< +PiratMas> hi every body
»» +hector loves it
»» < +scarlet> eppos s_vague in return

* +scarlet twiddles thumbs
<+mikeWHY> homebrew stuff for wii....can nintendo request takedown under dmca?
<@s_vague> probably
* +mikeWHY twiddles scarlet
* +scarlet twiddles mikeWHY
* +mikeWHY puddles....
<+mikeWHY> lol
<+mikeWHY> how can i prove to my wife that scarlet is a bot? lolol
<+scarlet> LIES, ALL LIES.
<+scarlet> unless a witness steps "forward"
* @s_vague steps forward to witness scarlet being a bot
<+scarlet> ~oef~
<+mikeWHY> thx vague....
<+mikeWHY> i must say...shes still suspicious though...
<+lucydxx> lough out loud +)

<@s_vague> knock knock
<+scarlet> Who's there?
<+hector> S_vague: Who's there?
<@s_vague> brads
<+hector> brads who?
<+scarlet> Brads who?
<@s_vague> bradstheannoying :D
<+hector> hahahahahahahahaha
<+scarlet> Hahahahahahaha.
<+hector> I don't get it.
<+brads> lmfao
<+lucydxx> lough me out at floor
* +scarlet yawns
<+lucydxx> zzzzz
* +scarlet lends lucydxx a cushion
<@s_vague> nn scarlet
<+scarlet> Night.
<+brads> night scarlet
<+u4t> LIES
<+lucydxx> means ?
<@s_vague> nice irc quote brads
<@s_vague> Good morning u4t

< rndmfrd22> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_quK9SEGYE
* SureNdrA has joined #KAT.ph
< fapjack> YouTube Video: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Official Trailer [HD]
< rndmfrd22> anyone seen that ?
< hector> Chewie: yeah, surendra does suckOH HI surendra!

< [random]> also today it is lazy day
< [random]> and today is "whip sundox and make him work harder day"
< [random]> :P
< sundox> i can't work harder
< sundox> :(
< s_vague> Hunger Games R5
< s_vague> where
* [random] whips sundox
< [random]> HARDER I SAY!
< s_vague> encode hunger games r5 plox
* hector is blown away by force of [random]'s statement
* [random] picks up hector
< hector> ATTENTION PLEASE: random is touching my bum!
< sundox> rofl hector
< scarlet> I'm sweating like a pig!

< +hector> I'm a doctor not a torrent

< @s_vague> Anyone here into torrents?
< +hector> No.
< @s_vague> :(

hector is it ok for s_vague to post in the forums?
not without lubricant.
Well guess you have to delete it

Haha! :D