Just right down any stoner moment you've had or comment on others. I'll start it off.



I remember one night I was watching either beerfest or grandmas boy it was hilarious,when about 40 minutes into it I realized I needed to push play.

I had a revelation on the meaning of life pretty much, but when I went to explain it to my friends the only thing I was able to say was, "Cheerios will NOT work in your anus!"
Whether or not I meant the planet, or your actual anus, I'll never be certain... O_____o

I once vaccuumed my livingroom (infront of my mother)sound effects and all. But I didn't realize, until it was too late, that I hadn't plug it in. oops

Computernerd & best quality wanting, i have a dSLR. ive got 2 cables for it. 1 AV cable, and 1 USB cable. because i use both, i tied them together.
when i wanted to upload them to my PC once, i plugged in the USB cable in the computer, but it didn't recognize it. checked everything (i thought i did lol) and even called the helpdesk
turned out i plugged in the AV cable in the camera instead of the USB *facepalm*

them = photos, i wantz edit button :(

waiting second in line at the traffic lights, fingers tapping on the steering wheel and prodding pedal ready for when the lights go green....in their own time the lights change and i'm gearing up to move, but did not. huh!! only a few seconds gone by and prodded the horn....once again a few seconds later...ran out of patience i punch a long continuous honk and show finger figures to the guy in front.....suddenly realised i was on the outer right turn only lane of the junction when i was suppose to be in the middle forward lane....

bump

When I was 19, My car was driving itself, 6 inches off the ground.
I did make it home safely, didn't hurt anyone.

So, this one time, my friends and I smoked a lot of weed and then we...wait, what was I saying...? Never mind. I forgot.