How many not awesome drunk guys have you encountered? Too much right? But tell me of your experiences... of being an awesome drunk. A real fly drunk... a drunk that tries to jump in the air and dives in the dirt!

You tried to swallow one of your own kind? :O

Those moments at 3am in the city where you are awsome and feel really nice so you talk to anyone and everyone and you dont get stabbed or shot :)

When I'm drunk I like to talk. A lot. I talk a lot when I'm sober but when I'm drunk I swear I never shut up. I'm fun to have around in clubs because for some reason when I'm drunk I know the lyrics for all the songs being played even if I never actively listened to the song. My only problem is that I sober up quickly. How is that a problem? Well it's expensive to keep myself drunk especially when at a fancy club or bar.
I've had a friend who got so drunk he started punching the windows of all the cars in the parking lot of the club we went to. He lost the use of his right arm due to extensive nerve damage. I felt bad because I didn't realize how serious his injuries were and I was just laughing. Absinthe does that to you. Kids...don't drink too much. And never ever mix Absinthe with Tequila.

dont drink Absinthe and never mix tequila haha
that stuff is nasty

I think it's genetic but I don'T understand people who are becoming violent when they're drunk. The funniest things that I remember from the 10 years I partied like a beast is when I was coming home at the same exact moment my mom was going to work.......She wasn't really pleased......and she was also pissed because I was smiling and zigzaging!!!!

It's only drunk people that think they're awesome when they're drunk, everyone else thinks they're idiots.

"Never go full retard."

HA! That's funny xD And maybe a bit true. I'll keep that quote in mind.
But I DO get awesome. Swear.