How many not awesome drunk guys have you encountered? Too much right? But tell me of your experiences... of being an awesome drunk. A real fly drunk... a drunk that tries to jump in the air and dives in the dirt!

When I have had a few too many I get very talkative...then I fall asleep, which is not cool!

being drunk isn't cool, a car could run over you on the street

True, never drink in the middle of a busy roadway.

Good, sound advice.

You don't have to be drunk to be able to be run over. They're unrelated.

well to be honest i simply can't get drunk enough...majbe because i have some serious years of service or simply i always throw up before happy time occurs

I throw up only after I'm home, and I've stopped moving and realise the world is spinning :Z It's when I start purging my body and start the recovery process.

on time i so one guy kneeling on the middle of parking loot with his key in his hand when i ask him what he is doing he simply said "Im waiting for my house to spin around towards me so i can get in" i drop down from laughing and im seriously doubt that he was aware of me and my friend laughing @ him