in an effort to cure my own boredom i came up with an idea, im going to post a picture to which you all have to provide a funny caption to go with it, i will post them at random so be ready!
please dont post your own pictures or it will become a free for all and possibly just consist of equine content... you know who you are :P

thanks to AhrimanThorn12878 and gazza-9115409 and baileyash7731 and ultraround27041 for their help with posting in my absence :)

please only quote/post the pictures that i post or have asked people to post. i dont want this thread becoming a free for all, cheers :)

If you have more than one caption keep it in 1 post

R.I.P Unionjack_Laughing Fox687 you will be missed

if you have a comment deleted its because im cleaning the thread, captions only please!

Ignoring the warning signs of colitis, especially that annoying rectal bleeding part, Delores finally decided to see a doctor when it became evident that a little gas in a public train was really a big deal.

Amish school teacher Sarah was known to be a tough disciplinarian. While traveling on the busy NYC subway she was shocked at the rudeness she encountered and had this to say about her journey, "They would not go to time out so I put them in time out. All they need is a little love and understanding. I love these little happy endings"

Having watched Kill Bill 187 times, Marta finally gets the hang of Pai Mei's "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique".

Hell hath no fury like a homeless woman on a New York subway train defending her trash bag of returnable cans and bottles!

Ninja School of Photography: Ahhhh so solly for yoooo, you clopped her elbow in the shot now you must die horribru death

You've heard impossible-sounding phrases like "When pigs fly" and "When monkeys fly"...

...well I think hell just froze over.

extreme sports ten pin bowling!!

Mary still was in denial about her anger issues...

1st wise man: Son of God? Seriously? He looks like a little nob to me
2nd wise man : Yeah something about this whole things seems iffy, definitely not kosher if you ask me
3rd wise man : Hey dudes, you sure that was frankincense, I'm tripping meatballs here. Whoooaaaah Mary sure looks like a tasty peace of meat!
Voice of GOD: Thats it, I'm turning up the heat...you all gonna burn for this
SirSeeds: Give it a rest jack@ss, I did this ego-tripping script style caption weeks ago.

god complex anyone??? hee hee