I'm trying to login to my Facebook account and as an extra security measure, they ask me to enter my cell number so that they can send me a text message......I. DON'T. HAVE. A CELLULAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! So they can take a huge steel rod and blissfully pleasure themselves with it.

skip it... i did

thats a keylogger scam. not FB. off to the VD clinic with you...
give your system a scan with MalwareBytes..

Click "home" .. then bask in your stupidity

A cellular?

It is actually a Facebook account setting type thing, but you don't need to do it, there's either a skip button or, just click your homepage button.