Okay, after much pestering from my "other half", i have something to tell you all. Now, if this was an event concerning my wife, she would be screaming, " Don`t you go telling anyone on there !!!!:, but, oh no, it`s me in trouble, and she wants me to tell the world, literally!!! lol.
Anyway, with this story (which happened Saturday night), you have to take the roles of four people.
Firstly, me. Secondly, 5 drunken friends (pick anyone lol). A police officer. A canine cop. Yeah, i said, a dog !!!!! lol. So here goes.

Saturday night, i volunteered to be the designated driver (how i hate those two words lol), for a group of friends. 8pm ish i rounded them all up, and took them out drinking. Nearly 2am sunday morning, we was heading to different homes to drop them off. Now, imagine a bunch of drunks, laughing and carrying on in this SUV, when suddenly i heard this "tssst". Paying no attention to it, i was happily driving along, looked in the rear view, and noticed the police behind me, all light`s flashing. I didn`t worry too much, because i know my drunk friend in the passenger seat, always keeps his vehicle up-to-date.
So noticing them behind me, i pull over, to the tune of "Bad boy, bad boy, watcha gonna do, watcha gonne do when they come for you, Bad boy...........,". Yeah, the Cops theme. So i was smirking, when i looked around at the open window, and saw the cop standing there. That didn`t help matters.
The cop said, "Sir, is this your vehicle?".
"Nope", i said, "it`s his", pointing to my drunk friend next to me.
"Do you have your licence, etc etc?".
So this cop was looking at the paperwork, when he suddenly said, "Sir, do you realise you have a brake light out?".
"No, i innocently said".
Now, remember those drunk friends in the back?? Well, some smart ass decided to say out loud, " "Hey offisher, there`s drugs in here too".
My heart skipped beats when that was said, so i said to the cop, "He`s drunk and fooling around".
"Wait here a second", the cop said, and when he disappeared, i turned around to my friends and said, " What the hell are you doing?? Shut up, will you?". Me, of course, turned back around and noticed the cop was back at the window, and probably heard what i just said.
"Sir, step out of the vehicle please, and the rest of you".
We all climbed out, and we sat on the grass verge.
After a conversation with the cop, he asked me if i would object to a k-9 unit checking out the vehicle, because of the so-called drugs. I asked what would happen if i objected?. The cop said the vehicle would be impounded. "Well, great choice i have", i thought, so i said, "go ahead"
So, the k9 dog turned up, and as the dog walked past me, i could have sworn the dog looked at me and grinned and said, " gotcha!!!".
At this time, another friend decided to puke at this time, and then yell out, "Hey, there`s a carrot mine down here !!!".I put my head into my hands and thought "anything else", when a voice piped up, "Hey offisher (hic, burp), i am a lawyer and i know my rights!!!". Another cop approached and said, "really?", what lawyer firm do you work for?". I knew him as an office clerk when he said, "Law and Order!!!!!". I just groaned when he said, "and Jack McCoy is my bestest buddy!!!". I was just thinking, "please shut up, when the k-9 dog walked past me with a pissed off look on his face. Needless to say, there was no drugs in the vehicle. So,after all this, i have lost 5 good friends rofl, and got a ticket for having an open bottle of beer in the vehicle, and a ticket for having only one brake light. My advice?? Think twice before you do any favours !!! roflmao

Why did you get the tickets? Not your vehicle.....funny story though!

Hahahahahaha!!! Hilarious!

Outstanding........Dude you should do stand up comedy, stories like that would be amazing.

I don't know why, but this story scares me. I think the police (at least in the USA) are getting pretty mean and nasty. If they can find any excuse to 1) slam your a** in jail, 2) beat the *** out of you, or 3) give you tickets for fines so big you can't pay them without mortgaging your house - they will! That cop had got a drug sniffing dog to find the goods on you guys. It's a darn good thing you didn't have any in the car!
You are very lucky that you guys weren't beat up! Some of your friends were mouthing off in a drunken state, one of them challenged the cop. You were all in grave danger - VERY GRAVE DANGER.
I'm sorry, but this wasn't funny for me. It scared the hell out of me. I'm glad you're okay, and that you all didn't land in a jail where you got beat within an inch of your lives for smart-mouthing a cop. It happens! More often than you think these days (or nights)... and especially in somewhat less obvious places (smaller towns).
Count your blessings! The cops are as dangerous as the criminals in some places!

I'm glad the norwegian police are like kittens.. Comparing to the american police..

i didn`t mean, i actually got THE tickets, i took them from the cop and had hold of them, until he sobered up lol.

"Nice" story, thanks for sharing.
But, in my mind, the police did not behave badly here.
Sure, you might feel helpless and overpowered but they were doing their job, right ?
You can't blame them for acting on remarks from your drunken buddies.

Bayfia, It's not that I disagree with you on these counts.
But it's the jerks on the streets that TURNED these cops that way.
If I were a cop (and I wouldn't be), I'd be scared stiff of anyone that I stopped for even a traffic citation. They blow cops away for less!
And all the methheads, crackheads, etc. out there make it even worse. So, I may not LIKE it, but I do understand where most cops are coming from.,