Manly Moments


bi0t0xin3271 User
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This thread is dedicated to the manliest of moments. The moments when one bro comes through for another in an epic way or those times when conquest and victory in manly fashion are just the tip of the iceberg.
This thread is really not for women unless they wish to proclaim their submission under a manly moment when their men were the Alphas of a scenario.
Any manly moment, insignificant or great, big or small, RL or Digital will do.
Changed a tire for a blonde on the side of the road, or journeyed on a quest for food in the middle of the night, getting lost on the road and finding the way by instinct, laying waste to endless hordes of enemies and making it look easy.
if you've got more testosterone than Duke Nukem and Clint Eastwood combined, speak up
chuck norris and dos equis "most interesting man in the world" we already know your stories
This thread, IN THIS THREAD! ITT: Man Pride.
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Darius19542315 Super User
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I fell off my bike and skinned my knee and didn't cry once when mom put Bactine and a bandaid on it...
Mr.Meme1160 User
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Went to Amsterdam a few months ago and brought back 3 1/2 ounces of bud, most of it stuffed into my boxers with a small amount scattered in the pockets of my other clothes.

I got a pat down search at the security bit, kept my cool, had a little joke with the guy and got through. Done this enough times to know that if you dress smart, relax and be outgoing/friendly you should be alright.

Not really manly more just a stupid risk, no chance of getting into trouble for this now, all evidence is long gone!

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bi0t0xin3271 User
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I used to balance beer on my gut, then I lost a lot of weight, now I can't do that anymore
I'm trying to figure out a different hands free alternative, maybe pocket beer?
TheShow13106 Super User
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We are redecorating, I painted the bathroom and changed the taps (faucets for americans) on the sink and bath myself, no leaks!! Grrrrr....

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Smittech34177 Super User
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We Americans appreciate a clean and working Loobiggrin
kombuchaGOD1965 Super User
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the neighbor on the west side sold his place 2 weeks ago come home last thursday and the new POS neighbor had cut down my privacy fence and installed a new 1 4 feet into my property
I went ballistic went to the truck pulled out a sawzall and cut down the fence in small pieces and threw it onto his property then dared him to get in my face about it,he wouldnt come off the porch
well this aint over yet,I sure at some point it'll escalate out of control but if he thinks for a minute I am just going to give him 400square feet of my property he's got another thing coming
right now I have all nine of my rotties staked down on the property line so that they can maul anyone that that tries to replace that fence where it was with posted warnings about such every 10 feet
oh yea they are all vice seiger shutzhund III and have been given their marching orders
this is actually the 1st time I've talked bout it with anyone other than the wife and my liar er lawyer
and I have to say I dont feel any better about whole the damn shitiation
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I was driving along a road in the Yukon and saw a wolf trotting down the road pulling a 15 foot long pole attached to his front leg with ten feet of chain and a leghold trap. When I stopped and got out he tried to get off the road by running into the brush and got stuck. His front leg was pulled back through his hind legs and he was just standing there. I grabbed an axe out of the back of the truck, went up to him and tried to get the trap loose with one hand while the axe was raised over my head with the other. Couldn't free him with one hand so I dropped the axe and used both hands. He came loose and spun around to face me. His face was about a foot away from mine because I was on my knees. I figured it was his move and I was about to loose a large part of my face but he just looked at me for about ten seconds then looked at his foot, turned and trotted off into the bush.
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Yep, animals are smart enough to know when you have done them a favour.
TheShow13106 Super User
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I was driving along a road in the Yukon and saw a wolf trotting down the road pulling a 15 foot long pole attached to his front leg with ten feet of chain and a leghold trap. When I stopped and got out he tried to get off the road by running into the brush and got stuck. His front leg was pulled back through his hind legs and he was just standing there. I grabbed an axe out of the back of the truck, went up to him and tried to get the trap loose with one hand while the axe was raised over my head with the other. Couldn't free him with one hand so I dropped the axe and used both hands. He came loose and spun around to face me. His face was about a foot away from mine because I was on my knees. I figured it was his move and I was about to loose a large part of my face but he just looked at me for about ten seconds then looked at his foot, turned and trotted off into the bush.

great story, beats the crap outta mine!!
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I was driving along a road in the Yukon and saw a wolf trotting down the road pulling a 15 foot long pole attached to his front leg with ten feet of chain and a leghold trap. When I stopped and got out he tried to get off the road by running into the brush and got stuck. His front leg was pulled back through his hind legs and he was just standing there. I grabbed an axe out of the back of the truck, went up to him and tried to get the trap loose with one hand while the axe was raised over my head with the other. Couldn't free him with one hand so I dropped the axe and used both hands. He came loose and spun around to face me. His face was about a foot away from mine because I was on my knees. I figured it was his move and I was about to loose a large part of my face but he just looked at me for about ten seconds then looked at his foot, turned and trotted off into the bush.
Damn...that's pretty badass

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