When I'm around my brother most of our conversations consist of quotes from The Simpsons somehow relating to whatever else we're doing/talking about. The show has pretty much turned to crap now, I don't watch anything after season 9.

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"How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze."

Kent Brockman: …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Homer - "I'm not, not licking toads"

Grampa - "What is it? A Unitarian?!"

My all-time favourite line is when Homer said "Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene."! Classic

The episode were homer get the sugar, the English guy drinking tea in an English accent:
'I did it once and I shall do it again'

I can't quote this but the noise drunken Lenny makes when he gives Mr Burns the thumbs up

i could Blow smoke in the Presidents face and He'd just have to stand there Groov'in on it......

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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!