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zingcem1431 User
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This thread goes to everyone out there. Because everyone must laugh, if you are already laughing then LoL :)
But how: Do anything (but nothing vulgar)..

zingcem1431 User
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I am starting with sharing a joke, I hope you will enjoy reading it..
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Exams ... Makes us Devil from Innocent
I think everybody hates exams ... i.e school, college or any other exams where you have to write down answer of a question for marks.
Marks could be 1 or 2 or 10 or 20 or any but what really matter is teachers can ask same thing in any question for 10 or 1 marks.
Here i am writing this because i do have lot of experience of writing 1 mark question which is asked for 10 mark.
Let me give you an amazing example, Please Dont get stoped here of thinking this will bore you..... coz i am gonna make it very Interesting :D
Question: "How to Kill an Ant??" Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.
Push ant in to it...!!!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|
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Apart from a laughter there is one MORAL: Don't Play with Students.. !! They can Do any thing for Bloody 10 Marks..
Now its your turn :)) Go ahead..
Abhishek11058 User
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zingcem1431 User
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Ha ha Abhi tittertitter
zingcem1431 User
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People die for clothes..
but life's most wonderful moments are spent without clothes..
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That is Childhood!!
God bless your dirty mind! :Ptittertitter
1992LJ1061 Super User
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People die for clothes..
but life's most wonderful moments are spent without clothes..
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That is Childhood!!
God bless your dirty mind! :Ptittertitter

Childhood's best moments are spent without clothes? - We all have that weird uncle don't we sad
H4X00R17 User
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what did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Give me my quarter back!
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why do seagulls fly over the sea?
because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

Last edited by H4X00R17, 9 months ago

Abhishek11058 User
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Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.lollollollol
big g 6437178 Super User
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all users who lost rep recently will get it back doubled on mondaywink
Abhishek11058 User
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Gold medal for NASA in the 563 billion meters, for landing successfully on Mars.lollollol

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