So funny i almost died laughing !!!!!!


tRgtopgun9131 Super User
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Please don't ask me why i was looking at Veet Mens Hair Removal Cream on Amazon, however reading through the 45 odd pages of reviews i almost died laughing, i had to stop reading as was struggling to breathe...........
Check out the reviews for yourself, feel free to quote you're favourites......... there's plenty to choose from !!!!!!
(i cannot be held responsible if you have any toilet related underwear accidents)
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Nikkori296 User
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Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product. Seriously, my once proud Biggles looks more like the lone equine survivor of a fire at a donkey sanctuary.
On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
- My pain threshold has almost trebled
- I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.
- using a shammy leather and some wax I was able to polish up my ballbag enough to act as a signal for passing ships, saving me from certain starvation one time when i was stuck on a desert island.
I am rolling on the floor laughing whilst peeing myself (and typing, too!) xD
Nikkori296 User
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Don't make the same mistake I did and take the claim 'will leave your love walnuts looking like a babie's face' to mean 'smooth'. In fact what they mean is that they will be red, scrunched up and weeping for the first 15 months.
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"Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product. Seriously, my once proud Biggles looks more like the lone equine survivor of a fire at a donkey sanctuary.
On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
- My pain threshold has almost trebled
- I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.
- using a shammy leather and some wax I was able to polish up my ballbag enough to act as a signal for passing ships, saving me from certain starvation one time when i was stuck on a desert island.
It is due only to point 3 that this product gets 5 stars."


O M G!!!
Please... MAKE IT STOP!!
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Suicide_King58415 Super Moderator
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Oh god, this is so funny that I'm afraid to actually go to the link and read the reviews themselves. This is the first time I've EVER written PMSL and it was actually true! Not to mention I've sprained several parts of my anatomy merely trying to get back into my chair. Funniest thread ever, thanx tRgtopgun9131
tRgtopgun9131 Super User
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OK to celebrate me making SU after 411 or something days i'm bumping the first thread i ever made on KAT...... still funny as f*** as it was back then....... enjoy and be merry
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wheelman0-01698 User
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to save any more er accidents i'm moving my desktop to bathroom tittertitter
missix11839 Super User
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haha, HILARIOUS!!!
 
hm, why were you looking at Veet Mens Hair Removal Cream on Amazon, exactly? tittertongue
Haste26302 Super User
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WOW I remember laughing at this, good to see this one bumped lol

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