Hey all,
I thought I'd make a thread for irc quotes (mostly from #kat.ph ofcourse)
I'll start:

[ 23:34:25 ] ~~~ topic: [ Eppo ] changes topic to [ KAT is experiencing some downtime at the moment. Please be patient. :) ]
[ 23:35:08 ] (+horrorhou) no poop sherlock lol
[ 23:35:33 ] ~~~ topic: [ Eppo ] changes topic to [ KAT is experiencing some downtime at the moment. Please be patient. :) | No sarcastic comments are allowed at this time. ]

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You told him....

»» +scarlet plays with herself
»» @ [random] plays with scarlet
»» + scarlet LunaGurls with random in return
<@ [random]> no thanks scarlet
<@ s_vague> lol
<@ [random]> i'm happy with my woman already ;)
»» @ s_vague shows bots suzitasti
»» + hector contemplates
<+ hector> It'd be nicer if it had singles.
<+ scarlet> Ooooh, cute!
»» + scarlet steals the suzitasti and runs off
<+scarlet> ALL MINE NOW@£%~#^£$~^*%##
»» + scarlet sells the suzitasti on ebay
»» @ [random] byes suzi back

< +hector> That ain't my finger
< @s_vague> sorry hector :(
< +hector> i forgive you s_vague

scarlet is so mean.

< +scarlet> Undercover pursuit in progress! Baby.
< @SteRipper> go get 'em scarlet!

< +hector> it's me! I was the turkey all along!

»» +scarlet tired
< @s_vague> scarlet did you have fun today?
< +scarlet> :) =D ~~$^%^~@#%~
»» +scarlet quells herself in the solar plexus

---» Bj (webchat@****) has Joined #KAT.ph
< +hector> Yeah baby yeah!

* Bj (webchat@somehost) Quit (Client Quit)
<+hector> mmm Bj

< scarlet > my zipper's stuck ;(
< sodaman66 > who's isnt?
* s_vague zips scarlet
< sodaman66 > Ohhh thats hawt
* scarlet zips s_vague
< sodaman66 > Even better
< sodaman66 > Zipper on zipper action...
< sodaman66 > Oh god...
< sodaman66 > Im so desprate
< sodaman66 > :(
* hector gets out a board game for sodaman66
< scarlet > Cheer up sodaman66.
< scarlet > *hugs*