Hey all,
I thought I'd make a thread for irc quotes (mostly from #kat.ph ofcourse)
I'll start:

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[ 23:35:08 ] (+horrorhou) no poop sherlock lol
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hector> do we have any solaris 9 boxes with solaris 9 on ?
brads> no, sorry hector
* hector spanks brads
scarlet> Â~oof~
BoWL> lol

< +hector> There's nothing sexier than a third.
»» You are no longer marked as being away
< @s_vague> hector do you read Orson Scott Card?
< +hector> i do
< +hector> despite having no ear

< OFO> bots what is OFO ?
< hector> horny too i suppose
< scarlet> a date rapist i suppose
< OFO> wow

---» DACO (webchat@*) has Joined #KAT.ph
< DACO> bots?
< DACO> no one?
«--- DACO (webchat@*) has Quit (Client Quit)
< @s_vague> lol bye

< s_vague> morning hector :D
< hector> S_vague ^_^
* s_vague gives hector a bong
* hector takes a drag
* s_vague gives hector a joint
* hector has a puff dude..
< MissSuzi> lol
< MissSuzi> how are you bots ?
< hector> Misssuzi: I'm feeling a bit lonely :( man.
< scarlet> MissSuzi: I'm feeling pretty average :/
* s_vague hugs bots
< hector> *boing* dude..
< scarlet> *squeaky*
* MissSuzi hugs bot man
< [random]> lol hector
< MissSuzi> i havent seen them stoned before
* [random] pats hector
< hector> =) dude..
* hector gives random an achievement
< MissSuzi> hector are you stoned ?
< hector> i was feeling horny dude..
< MissSuzi> ^ lmao
< [random]> hector is high?
< hector> I know i know, but i have to be paid in pies.
< rndmfrd22> bahahahah
< scarlet> when the repairs are done i shall hunt down that evil "death" bee.
< rndmfrd22> hector do you love me ?
< hector> any chance i get *uNf man.
< hector> i need tacos... i need them or i explode. that happens sometimes man.
* s_vague feeds hector tacos
< hector> mmmm dude..

<+HTorr3ntz> bots are you kickass?
<+hector> OFO made me.
<+scarlet> Only because my crotch ran off.

< [random]> how are you bots?
< hector> [random]: I'm feeling stoned off my tits :) man.
< scarlet> [random]: I'm feeling happy, stoned off my tits :) man.
* Togapie makes special brownies to the bots
* scarlet makes Togapie back with some ladies dude..
* hector makes Togapie back with some aliens man.
* [random] gives bots a box of tissues
< hector> a thousand thankyous man.
< scarlet> Cheers man.
* hector locks himself in the bathroom man.
* scarlet locks herself in the bathroom
< Togapie> Done with the tissues?
< hector> uNF *squeaky* *boing* *squirt* man.
< scarlet> uNF *squeaky* *boing* *squirt* dude..
* hector finishes using the tissues man.
* scarlet finishes using the tissues man.
< hector> CAPS LOCK: cruise control for AWESOME!
< scarlet> Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
< scarlet> ... we play chess. man.
< [random]> lmao

»» iKickAss sets channel limit to 103
»» @s_vague kills bots
< +scarlet> ow hey! that was my only toe :( dude..
< +scarlet> Awww.
< +hector> eek!
»» @s_vague murders bots
< +scarlet> thanks man.
< +hector> Mmmmmm dude..
»» @s_vague assassinates bots
< +scarlet> *spangle* dude..
»» < +hector> fakes s_vague in return dude..
< @s_vague> hector: Y U FAKE?
< +hector> Purple dildos dude..
< @s_vague> rotfl

Early Mornings in IRC:
<illunatic lol
<u4t LIES
<hector Well, I don't know how that got in there. It's not mine.
* illunatic sets ban on *u4t
* ohshot has kicked u4t from #KAT.ph (ev!k we're gonna need to go ahead and have you move your stuff down to the basement...)
<illunatic oops
<hector Incompetence.
* iKickAss sets channel limit to 103
<illunatic unban unban
<scarlet master using it and you can have this!
* scarlet shows manhide a hat
* illunatic removes ban on *u4t
<illunatic lmao
<illunatic didn't know auto-kick was on
<horrorhou wth?
<horrorhou illunatic did you kick u4t?
<illunatic sort of
<illunatic i told him to rejoin
* u4t has joined #KAT.ph
<illunatic ah there
* u4t glares at illunatic
* illunatic gives voice to u4t
<illunatic what took you so long? :P