Hey all,
I thought I'd make a thread for irc quotes (mostly from #kat.ph ofcourse)
I'll start:

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[ 23:35:08 ] (+horrorhou) no poop sherlock lol
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»» u4t sneezes
< +scarlet> good thing I bought this haz-mat suit

< @rndmfrd22> but still someone wants it
< @s_vague> my precious
< @s_vague> we wants it!
< +scarlet> He'll eastus all the world if he getsitses it.
< +hector> Come on, quickly, follow Smeagol.

< +hector> I really like brian eno's "music for u4ts"

< +scarlet> I'm a doctor not a kde.

< u4t> bots fire everything at rndmfrd22
* hector swoops in on rndmfrd22, decloaking on the way..
* scarlet swoops in on rndmfrd22, decloaking on the way..
* scarlet lauches all the escape pods
* hector fires the Universe Gun(tm) at rndmfrd22
* hector recloaks
* scarlet recloaks
< u4t> scarlet: why did you do that?
< +scarlet> beats working
< u4t> touché

< @s_vague> N OCAPS
< @s_vague> HECTOR STOLE MY CAPS LOCK
< +Togapie> hahahahahhha
»» < +u4t> stabs s_vague in the hector
»» +hector bjs u4t in return
»» @s_vague DIES
< @s_vague> lol
< @s_vague> you got a bj
»» +u4t punches hector
< +hector> arrgh my nail! now i only have 37 left
< +Togapie> :o
< @rndmfrd22> :O
< @rndmfrd22> hahahahahaha
< @rndmfrd22> bj
< +scarlet> O_O
< +scarlet> Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
»» +hector pulls it out
»» +u4t shows scarlet the axe in her head
< +scarlet> oooh, pretty!
»» +scarlet steals the axe in her head and runs off
< +scarlet> ALL MINE NOW$^^£$$£
»» +scarlet sells the axe in her head on ebay
< @s_vague> Merki is my favorite thing to comment now on torrents
< @s_vague> thanks bots
< +scarlet> No problem.
< +hector> no prob
< +Togapie> hahahahaha
< +Togapie> merki :D

hahahahaha u4t

»» rndmfrd22 is now known as rndmZZZ
< +hector> don't have really bad dreams about a nasty man coming to strangle you in your bed

< +Mart> system works as is, in my opinion
< u4t> i agree with Mart
< u4t> FOR ONCE
< u4t> it will likely never happen again
<+scarlet> :O
<+Mart> lmao
< u4t> scarlet: i know, it's INSANE isn't it?
<+scarlet> Orange.
< u4t> ^

»» @s_vague sets scarlet on fire
< +scarlet> *smoulder*
»» +hector laughs
< +scarlet> =(