Hey all,
I thought I'd make a thread for irc quotes (mostly from #kat.ph ofcourse)
I'll start:

[ 23:34:25 ] ~~~ topic: [ Eppo ] changes topic to [ KAT is experiencing some downtime at the moment. Please be patient. :) ]
[ 23:35:08 ] (+horrorhou) no poop sherlock lol
[ 23:35:33 ] ~~~ topic: [ Eppo ] changes topic to [ KAT is experiencing some downtime at the moment. Please be patient. :) | No sarcastic comments are allowed at this time. ]

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< @s_vague> bots why are you insane?
< +hector> entropy
< +scarlet> i think suzi knows..

< +u4t> bots do you love me?
< +hector> Indeed i do.
< +scarlet> i did till my buns ran off :(
< +hector> Say, you're full of organs aren't you? and you wouldn't notice if you were missing a few?

< +hector> It tasted like butter.
< Zypheiron> lol
< @s_vague> what did hector?
< +hector> Pizza.
< @s_vague> oic

[17:16] <+hector> Honestly, I don't know how that quickest got in there. I must have slipped
[17:16] <+scarlet> REMINDER - Zypheiron: You have an appointment with blackjesu at 2:18am.
[17:29] <+scarlet> I am chief wanking furiously of the clan jizz mopper.
[17:32] scarlet: how did you know that?
[17:32] <+scarlet> Give it a push.
[17:32] ill give you a push
[17:32] * Zypheiron gives scarlet a push
[17:33] <+scarlet> Do I want this?
[17:33] yes
[17:33] * Zypheiron gives bots a pipe
[17:34] * +scarlet takes a drag
[17:34] * +hector smokes :)
[17:35] * Zypheiron gives bots a gun
[17:35] <+hector> Do I want this?
[17:35] <+scarlet> THANKIE
[17:36] yes hector
[17:36] * Zypheiron gives bots a saxophone
[17:36] <+scarlet> Do I want this?
[17:36] <+hector> mmmm saxophone
[17:37] bots can you play saxophone?
[17:37] <+scarlet> Never!bsod... analysis: moron!
[17:37] <+hector> But i have no ARMS... NO ARMS~^£$@£%@!£@%*
[17:37] * +hector runs away
[17:38] * Zypheiron gives hector some arms
[17:38] <+hector> cheers
[17:38] cheers
[17:39] * Zypheiron gives bots a hug
[17:39] <+scarlet> =D
[17:39] <+hector> =)

[17:41] * Zypheiron gives bots a release of dopamine
[17:41] <+scarlet> Mmmm release of dopamine.
[17:41] <+hector> well, mmm release of dopamine
[17:41] <+luluAmuro> mmm :)
[17:42] * SoWaway is now known as SoW
[17:46] * Zypheiron gives bots a blade
[17:46] <+scarlet> "thansk"
[17:46] <+hector> Just what I've always wanted ^_^
[17:46] * Zypheiron runs from bots
[17:47] * +scarlet runs from Zypheiron back with a caribbean
[17:47] * +hector covers from Zypheiron in return
[17:47] <+luluAmuro> hahaha
[17:47] * Zypheiron blows up bots
[17:47] <+hector> ALERT! Something is happening at the front door! Something... horrible!
[17:47] * +scarlet relationships Zypheiron in return
[17:47] * +hector blows Zypheiron
[17:47] WHAT
[17:48] * Zypheiron leaves scarlet
[17:48] * +scarlet leaves Zypheiron back with a concussion

< +hector> I am a potato
< +Togapie> i know
< @illunatic> we all are hector
< +Togapie> im not
< +hector> YOU'RE not? feel these nipples!
< +scarlet> YOU'RE not? feel these nipples!
< +Togapie> no thanks

< +u4t> hector: is that you?
< +hector> Lots and lots of tea.
< +u4t> OW
< +u4t> hector: why didn't you tell me the tea was hot?
< +hector> beats working
< @rndmfrd22> -_-
»» +u4t fires hector
< +scarlet> ^_^
< +hector> :-)
»» +hector fires u4t
< +u4t> hector: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
< @s_vague> lol
< @rndmfrd22> u4t your getting beat by a bot :P
»» @s_vague hires hector
< @rndmfrd22> an awsome bot :P
< +hector> thankie
< @s_vague> hector you will be my head of Human Resources
< +u4t> hector: can i have a job?
< +hector> I know i know, but i have to be paid in pies.
< @s_vague> corruptioN!
»» @s_vague fires hector
< +hector> Wheeeeee corruptioN.
»» +hector loves it

< +scarlet> master?
< +u4t> yes scarlet?
< +scarlet> What?
< +u4t> scarlet: what did you call me for?
< +scarlet> cheese
»» +u4t gives scarlet a wheel of gouda
< +scarlet> Do I want this?
»» +u4t facepalms
»» @s_vague gives scarlet some cheddar
< +u4t> scarlet: do you know you're the worst servent ever?
< +scarlet> merki
< +scarlet> does it mean i get pie?

[18:58] * +Zypheiron gives bots potato
[18:58] * +scarlet smokes :)
[18:58] * +hector takes a drag

< +u4t> bots what is Eppo?
< +scarlet> A lazy as sunbollox i guess.
< +hector> in lurkmode as usual i think
< Eppo2> the bots love me.
< +u4t> bots do you love Eppo?
< +scarlet> i do
< +hector> i did till my arm got turned into a whole :(
< +scarlet> despite having no stomach
< +u4t> bots do you love me more than Eppo?
< +hector> Does it mean i get pie?
< +scarlet> Any chance i get *boing*
< +scarlet> aw... you look so cute
< +u4t> thanks scarlet
< +scarlet> No biggie.