Hey all,
I thought I'd make a thread for irc quotes (mostly from #kat.ph ofcourse)
I'll start:

[ 23:34:25 ] ~~~ topic: [ Eppo ] changes topic to [ KAT is experiencing some downtime at the moment. Please be patient. :) ]
[ 23:35:08 ] (+horrorhou) no poop sherlock lol
[ 23:35:33 ] ~~~ topic: [ Eppo ] changes topic to [ KAT is experiencing some downtime at the moment. Please be patient. :) | No sarcastic comments are allowed at this time. ]

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< +Togapie> tv stopped working :(
< +u4t> dvd player?
< +hector> Are you local?
< +u4t> hector: where is local?
< +hector> on top of the telly

---» qwebirc83 (webchat) has Joined #KAT.ph
< qwebirc83> hi
< @s_vague> hi
< qwebirc83> who r u?
< @[random]> hi. i'm hector
< @[random]> right hector?
< +hector> scarlet knows
< @s_vague> I'm scarlet
< +scarlet> YOU'RE scarlet? feel these nipples!
«--- qwebirc83 (webchat) has Quit (Client Quit)
< @s_vague> lol
< +scarlet> mmm qwebirc83

< hector> deary me
< [random]> sup hector
< Maestral> New tv show, looks intresting: http://www.rlsbb.com/the-unexplained-s01e01-e02-720p-hdtv-x264-dhd/
< [random]> new x-files?
< Maestral> um no
< Maestral> this one is real life
< [random]> the description is like xfiles
< Maestral> a documentary
< [random]> minus aliens
< hector> Minus aliens ... more like inus maliens, am i rite?
< Maestral> lol
< Maestral> and mulder
< [random]> now playing: Rudimental Feat John Newman - Feel The Love (Ganar Remix)
< scarlet> mmm
< hector> [NP: that pop band nobody likes - fade to purple]
< [random]> good one hector
< Togapie> :)
< Maestral> lol

...

< [random]> now playing: Ultrabeat & Hypasonic-You Will See [Re-Con & Squad-E rmx]
< scarlet> mmmmm
* [random] gives scarlet a Ultrabeat & Hypasonic-You Will See [Re-Con & Squad-E rmx].mp3
< scarlet> cheers
< [random]> np

<+hector> very flickable considering its length and bulk

<+scarlet> Mon dieu! Il y an une hache dans ma tete.
* +hector pulls it out

< MASKOMBAT> bots do you even like u4t?
< +hector> does it mean i get pie?
< +scarlet> Indeed i do.
< +scarlet> MADNESS**!!%@%!
< +u4t> aw you're sweet scarlet. and insane. which is why i love you :D
< MASKOMBAT> HELL they really like you lol
* u4t gives hector pie spiked with u4t-liking formula
< +hector> :D
< +hector> thanks u4t
* hector eats pie
< +hector> PENIS BECOMES ARM
< +u4t> oops, wrong formula
< +u4t> sorry hector
< +scarlet> "Bonza."
< +hector> I forgive you u4t.
< +u4t> yay

< @s_vague> wb bots
< +hector> re

....

< +scarlet> re
< @s_vague> scarlet you're a bit slow
< @s_vague> why scarlet?
< +scarlet> Why not?
< @s_vague> good point
< Aera51c> her IQ is 80
< @s_vague> shhh she'll hear you :O
< +Aera51c> OH Sh*t
< @s_vague> scarlet how much is your IQ?
< +scarlet> 342
< Hex_> 10
< +Aera51c> lol
< +Aera51c> LIes
< +Svennen_> Hehe

< +scarlet> [22:35:07] Doctor, Doctor, there's a muting consultant in my nipple.


^For Eppo :D

oh sh*t..