In the finest tradition of the "What are you..." threads, I present this one to do a little introducing of yourself...except I want you to lie. Answer the above three questions however you desire, and let everyone know what might be a little bit twisted in the dark recesses of your mind.

I'll go first.

Emelio Ortega.
To bring you the freshest coffee from the heart of Peru.
Mauve. I have no idea what that looks like, so I will choose to believe it looks like happy.

Eva Braun
To rise from the dead and do some things i probably should not have done.
Marine Blue

Crooked Crockins
To ask all the crooked questions from the bottom of my buttocks heart
Crook Blue, and sh1t yellow :p
Does it makes any sense?

Dale Earnhardt the man
To Intimidate
Black (3)

Loving all of these, guys. Keep 'em coming!

The Dude
To Abide
What ever color that rug is. It really tied the room together, Man.

Ebeneezer Goode
To make the world a better cleaner and safer place to live, with no taxes.
blue

who`s gonna pay the binmen

Tom Sawyer
To Be A modern day warrior, With A Mean, Mean Stride
Red

John Carter
To find a treasure of gold and to go mars!
Blue

My name is Juan Mor Tyme.
My Quest is To find out the answer to the question: if you take a mass and divide by 2, and keep dividing by two, what is the final product?
My Favorite Color is Green>