I fluently speak two languages: English and Bad English.
Joking aside, I speak English fluently, I have some understanding of Binary, I can understand Spanish, Slovak, German and French (though I don't speak them fluently), and I'm learning American Sign language.
Not bad for an American, eh?

If women ruled the world, there wouldn't be war.
But none of the countries would speak to eachother beyond making snide, rude comments about certain other countries behind their backs.

Right at this moment, I'm reading a combination of books
Tales of the Black Company by Glenn Cook
The Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft
Grunts by Mary Gentle
Black Lung Captain by Chris Wooding
The Satanic Bible by Anton Szander LaVey
The Necronomicon by Abdul Alhazred
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Books are awesome!

Personally, the ones that are intentionally abusive are the biggest deals in my opinion.

Sorry, I donated my abs to science. All I have left is my freakish half-ostrich skeletal body and my flying skeleton monkey Chim-Chim. Don't judge me too harshly.

I'd tell you, but the Fed's really don't need any more dirt on me right now, so I'll just politely say "Nothing. Nothing at all".

1. The United States (Before you ask, no, I'm not fat)
2. I'm 6', lightly tanned skin, brown hair, blue eyes, and a complete goatee.
3. 23
4. Is layabout a job?
5. engaged! Huzzah, six years strong!
6. As far as hobbies go, I'm a net junkie and a major bibliophile, I go to conventions and I like to craft. For interests, pornography, books, the furry culture, anime, books, music, books, and books.

My dog is in orbit...

An Ode to Revenge by Dr. Steel
Raver's Fantasy by Tune Up!
Throw Them Overboard by Abney Park
Eye by The Scarring Party
Bad Boy Good Man by TAPE FIVE
Alle Reden Vom Wetter (Boom! Mord!) by Straftanz
Chemicals + Circuitry by Grendel
I Love My Computer by Bad Religion
Mitternacht by E Nomine
That's just a few really good songs by some really good groups.