Irish fella takes his mates back to his new flat. After a few beers one of the lads ask
"why have you got a big brass gong hanging on the wall?"
Paddy say's
"its my speaking clock!"
"how does it work?"
"I'll show you", so he hits it full pelt with a claw hammer
A voice from next door yells
" for f*cks sake you c*nt, its twenty to three in the morning".


Good joke, but watch the language

Only fools and horses
open all hours
Porridge
One foot in the grave

For some reason i log out
(first for a long long while)
so goodbye
im back hello

Queen
Madness
UB40
red hot chili peppers
Rod stewart

maybe..........maybe..........maybe hic

not you

Thought

Loyalty