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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.
One boy says: “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.
The same boys says: “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behaviuor. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the door: “Maybe an elephant!” :D xD

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend....
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life....
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 22, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 25, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition....
When I turned 28, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned....
Now, I'm 30 and just looking for a girl with Big Boobs, That's It....!! :D ;) (peace

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.
In the court the man's defence was:-
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was
pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read"Coming Soon- The unknown boon"..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving
advertisement, which read:- "William's stick did the trick"..
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:-
"Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident"..
The case was dismissed. The judge fell off his chair laughing :'D