Does Anything Eat Shit? 101 Crap Questions and Answers

Living in modern times, as I do, there are plenty of reasons to be
paranoid, and the fear of the unknown hangs over me like a pretty
tall person leaning slightly to their right. With the collective brain of
my fellow man in mind I have taken it upon myself to answer all the
questions that few would even dare to ask and offer them to you
in exchange for some money (unfortunately, even knowledge has
a price).
Open your mind and prepare to be a vessel for my wisdom; in
these pages you will fi nd steaming piles of facts gained by hanging
around in libraries trying to look studious, nuggets of truth just
waiting to be plucked by your wandering hands and fl oating logs of
genius ready to rescue you from the sea of ignorance.
This is a bible for all those people who feel lost and trapped in a
world where there is too much certainty and not enough nonsense.
I don�t claim to have all the answers, but I hope you fi nd some
solace and the occasional titter in the ones that I have provided.
Plato once said: �Science is nothing but perception.� And he was
a wiser man than me.
Sarah Herman

Does anything eat shit? Have moles always lived in holes? Why are blondes so stupid? How much radiation can a pickled onion withstand? The world is full of really important questions. You will find none of them in this book. What you will find is plenty of nonsense, lots of lies and just enough truth to make you double check the 'facts' with a reliable source. Following the huge success of the New Scientist books - "Does Anything Eat Wasps?" and "Why Don't Penguins' Feet Freeze?" this is an alternative take on human curiosity. With plenty of detailed answers to as many ridiculous questions, if you've learnt absolutely nothing useful by the time you've finished this book, at least you'll be laughing.




Summersdale Publishing, 2007
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